but those are great beaches for shelling. Casperson Beach near Naples is great for hunting shark teeth. DO NOT GO TO DAYTONA BEACH. It’s awful. Like the telestial kingdom of Florida beaches. Actually, probably outer darkness, now that I really think back on the memories I tried to suppress.

Oh, and New Smyrna Beach isn’t too far, which is great! But it’s the shark attack capital of the world, which isn’t so great. Ask me where we bought a timeshare…