I don't like tailgating. I do enjoy being at the stadium the minute it opens and watching the players from both teams go through all their pregame stuff. I don't do any of the things you said people who don't like tailgating do. Rather than sitting and watching food cook, I would rather find something to eat at the stadium and spend my time talking about and watching the players. Personally I don't have the spare time to sit for 4 hours just to say tailgating is fun.