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Aug 21, 2014
4:36:13pm

purplmonkeydishwashr

I'd rather have TNT in my kitchen. I never thought I'd type out that sentence.

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purplmonkeydishwashr

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Last login: Apr 29, 2024
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Ugh. HCBW just found a hobo spider in the kitchen.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:29pm

Because you found one spider?

supertux

8/21/14 4:30pm

Yes.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:31pm

There's no such thing as one spider.

byuluvr

8/21/14 4:51pm

aka, the TNT spider.

Crush4

8/21/14 4:31pm

I'd rather have TNT in my kitchen. I never thought I'd type out that sentence.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:36pm

Now your inbox is going to be flooded with messages from TNT asking

benny1982

8/21/14 4:38pm

Oh come on. TNT has more class than that

TNT

8/21/14 4:39pm

One...Spiderwoman

PolarCoug

8/21/14 4:44pm

Been there.. We lived in a townhouse in Bountiful and every night we found

Anae4Anae

8/21/14 4:38pm

This is a townhouse, which makes the arson solution a little more problematic

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:41pm

Same townhouse?

8/21/14 4:52pm

I wonder how many you ate over that period. Probably countless.

riboflavin

8/21/14 4:43pm

You're a bad person Ribo

TNT

8/21/14 4:45pm

This was helpful.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:45pm

Think of it as revenge.

benny1982

8/21/14 4:46pm

True. I probably have built up an immunity to them by now.

Anae4Anae

8/21/14 4:48pm

Don't worry, that's a really stupid old wives tale. Spiders have no reson to

ByuImaginesDragons

8/21/14 6:59pm

DIY.

8/21/14 4:42pm

Biffenthenrin?

TNT

8/21/14 4:43pm

It's bifenthrin, you idiot.

8/21/14 4:45pm

How high is the child/pet danger with a moron like me using that stuff?

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:47pm

If you can read the directions and measure, very low.

8/21/14 4:50pm

You forgot to mention the whole glowing in the dark thing.

benny1982

8/21/14 4:50pm

That's from growing up next to a nuclear reactor

8/21/14 5:07pm

Are you sure it was a hobo spider and not a wolf spider?

IrishBlue

8/21/14 4:49pm

I've got a picture on my phone, not sure how to post it.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 4:51pm

go to imgur.com

riboflavin

8/21/14 4:54pm

also, it's called a bindle. learn a thing about hobo culture

riboflavin

8/21/14 4:55pm

Keep the spiders. Get rid of the cat

billyrust

8/21/14 4:51pm

Here's the spider.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 5:01pm

You could do the bite test..

Anae4Anae

8/21/14 5:04pm

That spider won't be biting anybody ever again.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 5:05pm

I never caught mine.. I just examined the corpses..

Anae4Anae

8/21/14 5:09pm

I wish I hadn't watched that....

Finngirl

8/21/14 5:09pm

Not an expert

jayriggity

8/21/14 5:44pm

I've examined the corpse now, it's definitely a hobo.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 5:59pm

but is so small ......

BYU4eVeR

8/21/14 7:17pm

G0 look at Hobo spider pictures...

BYU4eVeR

8/21/14 7:29pm

This is why you can't tell for sure...

ByuImaginesDragons

8/22/14 1:00am

Thats a hobo. It has the smaller butt and the boxing gloves.

Anae4Anae

8/21/14 8:15pm

It's hard to tell if there are differentiating colors on the legs but if there

ByuImaginesDragons

8/22/14 1:09am

Yeah, I just checked out the body again. Solid colored legs.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/22/14 8:52am

You could also take it to an entomologist at a local school, they could take a

ByuImaginesDragons

8/23/14 4:12am

despite all of the horror stories and wive's tales hobo spiders are pretty much

8/21/14 5:13pm

RE: despite all of the horror stories and wive's tales hobo spiders are pretty

Edelweiss

8/21/14 6:01pm

I agree with you. Meant for chubbychaser's post?

8/21/14 6:22pm

Except bedbugs! Found out the hard way that doesn't do any good.

ByuImaginesDragons

8/21/14 7:07pm

Here is what you do to make the wife feel better....

BYU4eVeR

8/21/14 7:23pm

Spraying doesn't work for Hobos because of the way their legs are designed.

8/21/14 5:28pm

It kills their food source so they will voluntarily stay away.

Byron McNertney

8/21/14 6:49pm

I saw a tv episode on that. They sprayed and all other spiders died, and soon

ByuImaginesDragons

8/21/14 7:08pm

Sure it was a hobo? Spiders are easy to misidentify. And don't worry too much...

ByuImaginesDragons

8/21/14 6:57pm

Yeah, it's definitely a hobo. A big one too.

purplmonkeydishwashr

8/21/14 7:19pm

I wouldn't worry as I said. They aren't that dangerous.

ByuImaginesDragons

8/21/14 7:25pm

If you like cellulitis...weeping open wounds.... let it bite you...

BYU4eVeR

8/21/14 7:36pm

Were they proven hobo bites? Brown recluses do that type of damage for sure.

ByuImaginesDragons

8/22/14 12:41am

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