Here's mine,
Farmer decides his roster is really old. So he goes to the rooster store and buys a young one and brings him back to the farm.
Young rooster walks up to the old one and says, “Hey I’m the new rooster here. You need to get!”
Old rooster says, “Oh come on let me stay. I’ll keep out of your way, just let me hang around the old hens. You don’t want to be around them anyway.”
Young rooster thinks about it and says, “No I’m the new rooster, this is my farm. Scram!”
Old rooster replies, “Well at least give me a chance. How about a race? From here to the barn and back and whoever wins stays and the loser leaves.”
Young rooster says, “No sweat. I’ll smoke you old fart.”
Old Rooster, “Well, give me a head start to make it fair.”
Young rooster says, “Fine. GO!”
The old rooster takes off. 5 seconds later the young rooster goes. Young rooster is gaining on him and gaining on him. The run right past the Farmer and the young rooster is right on top of the old rooster about to pass him.
Farmer sees this…goes into his house, gets his shotgun and BAMM! Kills the Young rooster.
Farmer walks back in the house and tells his wife… “Dad gum honey... That’s the 4th gay rooster I bought this month.”
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