The surgeon says "That's the most bizarre surgery I ever performed. I removed a pitching wedge from your skull. What happened?
Patient: "As best as I remember, I was playing golf and sliced my ball on the 6th hole into an adjacent cow pasture. I went in to the pasture to look for my ball. There was a woman also looking for her ball in the pasture who was playing the 9th hole which also ran along side the pasture. I saw a cow swish its tail and noticed a golf ball stuck in its anus. I went over to the cow, lifted its tail to check out the ball. It wasn't mine, I was playing a Nike at this was a Titleist. So I lifted the cow's tail and called to the lady looking for her ball and said 'hey lady, does this look like yours?' That was the last thing I remembered.