How can you tell if an old lady is wearing pantyhose? When she farts her shoes

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Sep 18, 2014
1:48:25pm

Spokcougar

How can you tell if an old lady is wearing pantyhose? When she farts her shoes

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Spokcougar

Previous username: addypunk
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Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 1,184 (268 FO)

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Author

Time

Give me the best joke you've got...

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:36pm

http://www.utahutes.com/

Cougarvoice

9/18/14 1:38pm

Once upon a time, CB wanted to start Stewart over Hill.

Mexicougazul

9/18/14 1:41pm

RE: Give me the best joke you've got...

jdub

9/18/14 1:42pm

The ending on that is classic! Please pray for him...hahaha

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:43pm

Dang tough crowd...

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:42pm

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

goldengoose

9/18/14 1:43pm

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Crush4

9/18/14 1:44pm

I give up why?

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:45pm

RE: I give up why?

Crush4

9/18/14 1:46pm

They do, but they're pulling the wool over our eyes

jdub

9/18/14 1:45pm

I love how all the thumbs down votes come from people who don't leave a joke...

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:47pm

I'm not seeing a single thumbs down.

MPCougar

9/18/14 1:50pm

Yeah, me either.

jdub

9/18/14 1:51pm

I'm must be blind to thumbs down as well.

OldCosmo

9/18/14 1:52pm

New Harvard Law student is trying to find his way around campus on the first day

CopperLix

9/18/14 1:48pm

HAHAHAHA I see what you did there...WITCH!

CADude1985

9/18/14 1:49pm

How can you tell if an old lady is wearing pantyhose? When she farts her shoes

Spokcougar

9/18/14 1:48pm

I'm chuckling because that joke sucked

Breaded Hamster

9/18/14 2:32pm

Worst think about that joke was my little brother telling it to his then

Spokcougar

9/18/14 2:45pm

A doctor always keeps a pen and thermometer in his front pocket

9/18/14 1:49pm

You can always tell which ones have been edited for CB

Tricky

9/18/14 2:02pm

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

9/18/14 1:49pm

What's brown and sticky?

kccougar

9/18/14 1:51pm

This is about what I expected...

Epileptic Beagle

9/18/14 2:07pm

RE: Give me the best joke you've got...

JDBlue

9/18/14 1:58pm

Daaaaaaang

ldssdl

9/18/14 3:22pm

A guy comes home from an afternoon of golf.

bob falfa

9/18/14 1:59pm

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

TexanY

9/18/14 2:12pm

A surgeon is talking to his patient after he wakes up from anesthesia.

rapper

9/18/14 2:18pm

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

goldengoose

9/18/14 2:27pm

Have you heard of these new corduroy pillows?

hansel

9/18/14 2:29pm

How many martyr mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

9/18/14 2:30pm

Why is six afraid of seven?

goldengoose

9/18/14 2:35pm

There are two types of people in the world;

Cully

9/19/14 3:44am

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