I just need one place in the office where I can get away from all of the women

Apr 1, 2015
1:53:06pm

HiLife

I work in an office wing that is highly disproportionate in the Women vs. Men ratio. I need one place that I can momentarily escape the estrogen madness. The restroom used to be my safe place, but from the sound of things, it won't be much longer...

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HiLife

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I just high-fived a lesbian in my work mens' restroom.

snowbird

4/1/15 1:30pm

before she washed?

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:32pm

imaahack

Blueto

4/1/15 1:33pm

Yes, I basically intercepted her one step our of the stall.

snowbird

4/1/15 1:34pm

Pre or post handwashing?

Blueto

4/1/15 1:33pm

That was a roller coaster from beginning to end

shakavaka

4/1/15 1:33pm

RE: I just high-fived a lesbian in my work mens' restroom.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:34pm

You just have to play off the high five as typical men's room behavior

SJS

4/1/15 1:35pm

Well, now she thinks it is

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 1:38pm

The April fools joke is she'll high five everyone in the mens room from now on..

ClackamasCoug

4/1/15 1:56pm

My initial reaction would have been "Holy schnikes I'm in the women's restroom"

Mikey

4/1/15 1:38pm

I think that I would probably have a private conversation with my HR rep

HiLife

4/1/15 1:39pm

Why is it such a big deal? If she wants to sit on the same crap pot as a guy

RyneK

4/1/15 1:40pm

I can think of a lot of reasons

HiLife

4/1/15 1:43pm

yup. i'm not sure about the science, but it seems pretty intuitive that men's

riboflavin

4/1/15 1:44pm

i think the science is about the same actually. the smell, however, is not.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:45pm

agree about the smell. agree to disagree about the science.

riboflavin

4/1/15 1:46pm

boom...5th grade science project. butt germs in male vs female toilets

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:47pm

Frankly, his story doesn't make much sense. Why would she want to use the dirty

Mikey

4/1/15 1:44pm

This is a myth

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 1:47pm

i've been in a women's restroom. in the church. nobody else was there.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:48pm

Cleaning the women's restroom at church, I've been surprised at how gross it was

jdub

4/1/15 1:50pm

Thankfully, Mikey has not. But Mikey has exited a stall and noticed a feminine

Mikey

4/1/15 1:50pm

Did Mikey high-five them?

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 2:00pm

No, but now that I know the protocol...

Mikey

4/1/15 2:02pm

ally mcbeal

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:41pm

I'd be fine with it. Everybody poops. There's usually nothing sexual about it.

SoCalCoug

4/1/15 1:50pm

I just need one place in the office where I can get away from all of the women

HiLife

4/1/15 1:53pm

I used to work in an office like that. My office now has ZERO women. It's great.

Mister P

4/1/15 2:29pm

Usually?

Y Mountain

4/1/15 7:24pm

Agreed. Poop is blind.

davevine

4/2/15 1:37pm

Haha....."the Deek can explain it...."

TNT

4/1/15 1:53pm

yeah, great line.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:56pm

Yeah, about that high-5:

SoCalCoug

4/1/15 1:54pm

Our office has a private co-ed bathroom. Just 1 toilet and a sink.

Turnpike Lane

4/1/15 1:56pm

So no 30-minute poops? That's terrible

BYUCoug11

4/1/15 1:57pm

Dude, she was a woman in the men's room she has to know

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