Our office has a private co-ed bathroom. Just 1 toilet and a sink.

Apr 1, 2015
1:56:37pm

Turnpike Lane

Everyone in the office poops there. We all know it. No one talks about it. But we all use it throughout the day.

Not sure I'd high five anyone coming out of it though.

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Turnpike Lane

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I just high-fived a lesbian in my work mens' restroom.

snowbird

4/1/15 1:30pm

before she washed?

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:32pm

imaahack

Blueto

4/1/15 1:33pm

Yes, I basically intercepted her one step our of the stall.

snowbird

4/1/15 1:34pm

Pre or post handwashing?

Blueto

4/1/15 1:33pm

That was a roller coaster from beginning to end

shakavaka

4/1/15 1:33pm

RE: I just high-fived a lesbian in my work mens' restroom.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:34pm

You just have to play off the high five as typical men's room behavior

SJS

4/1/15 1:35pm

Well, now she thinks it is

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 1:38pm

The April fools joke is she'll high five everyone in the mens room from now on..

ClackamasCoug

4/1/15 1:56pm

My initial reaction would have been "Holy schnikes I'm in the women's restroom"

Mikey

4/1/15 1:38pm

I think that I would probably have a private conversation with my HR rep

HiLife

4/1/15 1:39pm

Why is it such a big deal? If she wants to sit on the same crap pot as a guy

RyneK

4/1/15 1:40pm

I can think of a lot of reasons

HiLife

4/1/15 1:43pm

yup. i'm not sure about the science, but it seems pretty intuitive that men's

riboflavin

4/1/15 1:44pm

i think the science is about the same actually. the smell, however, is not.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:45pm

agree about the smell. agree to disagree about the science.

riboflavin

4/1/15 1:46pm

boom...5th grade science project. butt germs in male vs female toilets

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:47pm

Frankly, his story doesn't make much sense. Why would she want to use the dirty

Mikey

4/1/15 1:44pm

This is a myth

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 1:47pm

i've been in a women's restroom. in the church. nobody else was there.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:48pm

Cleaning the women's restroom at church, I've been surprised at how gross it was

jdub

4/1/15 1:50pm

Thankfully, Mikey has not. But Mikey has exited a stall and noticed a feminine

Mikey

4/1/15 1:50pm

Did Mikey high-five them?

Sea Chicken

4/1/15 2:00pm

No, but now that I know the protocol...

Mikey

4/1/15 2:02pm

ally mcbeal

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:41pm

I'd be fine with it. Everybody poops. There's usually nothing sexual about it.

SoCalCoug

4/1/15 1:50pm

I just need one place in the office where I can get away from all of the women

HiLife

4/1/15 1:53pm

I used to work in an office like that. My office now has ZERO women. It's great.

Mister P

4/1/15 2:29pm

Usually?

Y Mountain

4/1/15 7:24pm

Agreed. Poop is blind.

davevine

4/2/15 1:37pm

Haha....."the Deek can explain it...."

TNT

4/1/15 1:53pm

yeah, great line.

johnnycarson

4/1/15 1:56pm

Yeah, about that high-5:

SoCalCoug

4/1/15 1:54pm

Our office has a private co-ed bathroom. Just 1 toilet and a sink.

Turnpike Lane

4/1/15 1:56pm

So no 30-minute poops? That's terrible

BYUCoug11

4/1/15 1:57pm

Dude, she was a woman in the men's room she has to know

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