Welcome to your "golden-blue years" where you've finally realized that BYU sports aren't the end-all, be-all of your existence or life in general and that Utah fans have to have something of which to be proud solely to semi-balance their Karmic life equations. It's kind of like letting Argentinians ceremonially claim the Falkland Islands and not take issue with them.

Bad news: It will be a while before your kids join you on the west side of the stadium. Sorry. Wife should be there shortly.