RE: Here's what I would do...

May 27, 2015
10:59:45am

bluecheese

To find out whose dog it is, mix anti-freeze with raw hamburger, and put it on your lawn. Whichever dog dies was probably the culprit.

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Neighbor's dogs doing their business in my yard. Best way to deal with it?

John Doe

5/27/15 10:48am

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Mall Santa

5/27/15 10:49am

Watch Me, Myself, and Irene.

Blueto

5/27/15 10:50am

I've heard that if you put a couple of two-liter bottles filled with water

TheDeek

5/27/15 10:50am

RE: I've heard that if you put a couple of two-liter bottles filled with water

BlueFrog

5/27/15 10:52am

Ooh, I like this comment:

frontrowcougar

5/27/15 10:55am

Brilliant!

mikeynolikey

5/27/15 12:13pm

Be sure to use your divining rods, like in the article, to ensure the lines of

Slim

5/27/15 10:55am

Kind of a do-it-yourself fire hydrant?

Blue Print

5/27/15 11:36am

RE: Neighbor's dogs doing their business in my yard. Best way to deal with it?

BlueFrog

5/27/15 10:51am

I'd start by asking them nicely to stop it, then I'd see if they were breaking

frontrowcougar

5/27/15 10:51am

I've shoveled it and left it on the doorstep before.

Mister P

5/27/15 10:51am

go place it right on their doorstep...not in a bag...just get a shovel and lay

nashty

5/27/15 10:52am

Talk to them first. If it continues, then you start slinging poo.

CrackerJack

5/27/15 10:52am

Mow your neighbor's lawn....that's show him the depths of your hatred.

ByuMba90

5/27/15 10:52am

Painball guns or pepper spray.

CougMandoo

5/27/15 10:53am

I've heard that if you pour bacon grease on their poop, they will come back....

bluecheese

5/27/15 10:54am

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Mall Santa

5/27/15 10:55am

Fixed

bluecheese

5/27/15 10:56am

RE: Neighbor's dogs doing their business in my yard. Best way to deal with it?

sandtrapcougar

5/27/15 10:55am

this happened in my last neighborhood.

thebruce

5/27/15 10:57am

Here's what I would do...

Cylon Coug

5/27/15 10:57am

RE: Here's what I would do...

bluecheese

5/27/15 10:59am

Yeah..and land yourself in jail for doing that...

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

5/27/15 12:08pm

This is where you poop on their dog in a display of dominance

DapperDan

5/27/15 10:58am

I told my neighbors they were kind and it stopped happening.

Byu4life

5/27/15 10:59am

Gather the poop for months or years if necessary. Then get some industrial

Oompabluepaw

5/27/15 11:00am

If all else fails, buy a ton of pepperoni and leave it out for the dogs

Thunder Buddy

5/27/15 11:01am

Hire Wade Blasingame to sue:

Jeremy

5/27/15 11:02am

oh man...that was great. Still laughing.

thebruce

5/27/15 11:06am

Technology has solved this problem for us.

JAGA97

5/27/15 11:03am

Your neighbor must hate your guts. You have cajones my friend.

CDV

5/27/15 12:47pm

I have a friend who saw a dog pee all over the counter tops as Home Depot.

Mister P

5/27/15 11:04am

Park City is the worst at this. Since many people don't want the inconvenience

Rise Against

5/27/15 11:16am

I chuckle that recent PetsMart commercials say something along the lines of:

bluebloodedcoug

5/27/15 11:19am

It is going to get much worse with physicians willing to write service dog

JAGA97

5/27/15 11:22am

true. but if they're crazy i'd rather they have a dog and not a kid.

johnnycarson

5/27/15 11:56am

A long time ago I found a powder that I spread on my lawn, and it kept the dogs

cheezedawg

5/27/15 11:21am

Iocane powder. I'd bet my life on it.

Rise Against

5/27/15 11:22am

Inconceivable!

Cylon Coug

5/27/15 11:31am

RE: Neighbor's dogs doing their business in my yard. Best way to deal with it?

COCoug

5/27/15 11:27am

rat poison.

smokymountainrain

5/27/15 11:31am

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