1) Apologies for not being more clear...I forgot to adjust for your reading comprehension. As stated above, I generally hope BYU loses every game, and I would cheer if BYU imploded. Is that hate?
2) You call it "humble bragging," I call it an attempt to, as you suggested, "reevaluate your priorities as a member of the church."
3) Your "Mr. Bishopric" line was brilliant. Well played. In fact, that's about to become my new board name.
4) 35-20