1. Derik Stevenson (I have a familial obligation to put him here; plus, he beat the crap out of a Ute fan and got away with it.)
2. Jamaal Williams
3. Ty Detmer
4. Byrannosaurus Rex (for the double bird at Hawaii)
5. Steve Sarkisian (for refusing to cover up his nakedness when he met Pres. Hinckley for the first time)
6. Ului Lapuaho (for the nut punch)
7. Tejan Koroma (for being a mean cuss)
8. Steve Young (we were at the BYU Law School at the same time)
9. Freddie Whittingham (even though he hit me in the head with a shovel resulting in stitches)
10. Kai Nacua (for Memphis)