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Sep 19, 2017
6:11:23pm
UberDeek All-American
I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
concerned. See, she isn't pooping. Yeah, i know. Gross subject... But she only uses the bathroom in the morning, and she's not in there long enough to drop a deuce, so I've been testing her... I'll go in after she's done, before i leave for work, and I'll put the seat up. Then I'll check it when i get home, and for the last few weeks, the seat's still been up.... I've even gone so far as to look through our hamper, and there's no evidence of pooh residue, though she's doing her laundry more often, but that's because she started exercising.

How long can one go without evacuating their bowels? What has me the most concerned is that she's recently started running... Around the same time she stopped pooping. I guess I'm weird cause jogging makes me have to go something fierce, but she must have Jogger's Colon or something. I've heard about it, but haven't known anyone personally that's had it.

How do i approach the subject with her? What are some good otc medicines i can suggest?
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