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Sep 19, 2017
6:18:47pm

Turnpike Lane Monday Morning Quarterback

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Turnpike Lane

Previous username: lawboy
Bio page: Turnpike Lane
Joined: Dec 14, 2004
Last login: Oct 15, 2023
Total posts: 124,282 (29,256 FO)

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I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

UberDeek

9/19/17 6:11pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

Cougarealist

9/19/17 6:15pm

Perhaps she hovers... just for fun

saffron

9/19/17 6:16pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

MormonThug

9/19/17 6:16pm

My record is 13 days... People don't believe me when I say that. But I've

timpjynx

9/19/17 6:17pm

Dude, that's not right.

2FarGone

9/19/17 6:31pm

Tell me about it. I understand it's unusual -- for others, apparently.

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:58pm

Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself

Oompabluepaw

9/19/17 6:35pm

cougfanblue

9/19/17 7:01pm

Nice! My experience was pretty much your backyard. Good ol camp Alexander

Oompabluepaw

9/19/17 7:47pm

RE: Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself

85fan

9/19/17 8:19pm

Similar story

MormonThug

9/20/17 7:38am

geez. I poop like twice a day always for as long as I can remember

Mayor of Cougartown

9/19/17 6:37pm

how is that even physically possible under normal conditions?

mudpupper

9/19/17 6:38pm

Love to eat. I don't eat a lot because I do get fat a lot quicker nowadays

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:59pm

..but by no means do I starve myself..

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:59pm

Makes sure you get your colon cancer screen, I lost a good friend this way

mosterlow

9/19/17 6:49pm

Well, I'm 50 now. But that is a bit disconcerting.. Maybe I'll schedule one.

timpjynx

9/19/17 8:00pm

I went 7 days once.

thebruce

9/19/17 6:57pm

Yeah, my diet is typically high protein, low carbs -- if I can help myself - but

timpjynx

9/19/17 8:02pm

I'm a consistent 3-5 time a day

Kid_A

9/19/17 7:12pm

Wow! That's worse than once in 13 days.

bag

9/19/17 7:23pm

Do you poop out basketballs?

Sandy Lyle

9/19/17 7:20pm

I pooped 12x in 24 hours in the MTC once

22jrob22

9/20/17 5:59am

Every fifth day! Holy crap.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 9:50am

So what you're getting at is...

Duke Silver

9/19/17 6:18pm

Says the guy named Duke.

CougarAndMerlin

9/19/17 6:37pm

I like the last paragraph in this article

buffgato

9/19/17 9:41pm

Maybe she uses a different bathroom.

Turnpike Lane

9/19/17 6:18pm

Do you live in Colorado Springs?

bag

9/19/17 6:23pm

I'm a hack

bag

9/19/17 6:24pm

What a Bag!

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:35pm

Just have her run around and around in circles until she is all pooped out.

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:36pm

EXactly what I thought.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

9/19/17 8:58pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

byuluvr

9/19/17 6:24pm

Do you have a squishy toilet seat? Maybe she goes to the Prescious Moments.

ProvoSoprano

9/19/17 6:25pm

That's gonna make for an awkward marriage counseling session.

Seasider

9/19/17 6:32pm

Does her diet consist solely of cheese?

mudpupper

9/19/17 6:36pm

I didn't go for almost the first 2 weeks of bootcamp. I was just about to

CougarAndMerlin

9/19/17 6:37pm

I'm never sure how many posters get things like this. Based on some of these

BlueTooth

9/19/17 6:45pm

Everything is going to be okay

kimchicoug

9/19/17 6:58pm

Ask her... seriously communication is an amazing thing.

byu_coug

9/19/17 7:06pm

She goes poor at her new running buddies house. Have you noticed

CLCougar

9/19/17 7:28pm

Does your chocolate milk have a funny flavor?

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:34pm

Go uber her on some bumpy roads

Funke

9/19/17 7:37pm

Mods!

Sandy Lyle

9/19/17 7:39pm

It's obvious she poops at her boyfriends house

JOPE

9/19/17 8:05pm

Tacky. Just tacky.....

BleedCougarBlue2

9/20/17 10:51am

Great reverse!

TheLoneCougar

9/19/17 8:06pm

One of the better ones given how many people didn't get it.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 9:47am

Looks like lots on here don't know about the Mad Pooper...

Thug Mormons

9/20/17 8:41am

I can't believe how few actually got this

chazen

9/20/17 9:23am

I give you props for searching for Poo-Residue. Just straight up ask her if she

BRONCOUGAR

9/20/17 9:44am

I usually only poop at work, because otherwise it's a waste of time.

Machiavelli

9/20/17 5:17pm

I try my best to do this as well.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 6:18pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

85fan

9/20/17 6:16pm

Yep, she's the serial jogger pooper in Colo. bam, solved

MatthiasG

9/20/17 6:17pm

Is this your wife?

TailgateU

9/20/17 7:05pm

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