I like the last paragraph in this article

Sep 19, 2017
9:41:52pm

buffgato Mascot

"The woman could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation for indecently exposing herself and publicly defecating, police told KKTV."

Thank you, KKTV, for that enlightening explanation of those charges.

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I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

UberDeek

9/19/17 6:11pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

Cougarealist

9/19/17 6:15pm

Perhaps she hovers... just for fun

saffron

9/19/17 6:16pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

MormonThug

9/19/17 6:16pm

My record is 13 days... People don't believe me when I say that. But I've

timpjynx

9/19/17 6:17pm

Dude, that's not right.

2FarGone

9/19/17 6:31pm

Tell me about it. I understand it's unusual -- for others, apparently.

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:58pm

Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself

Oompabluepaw

9/19/17 6:35pm

cougfanblue

9/19/17 7:01pm

Nice! My experience was pretty much your backyard. Good ol camp Alexander

Oompabluepaw

9/19/17 7:47pm

RE: Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself

85fan

9/19/17 8:19pm

Similar story

MormonThug

9/20/17 7:38am

geez. I poop like twice a day always for as long as I can remember

Mayor of Cougartown

9/19/17 6:37pm

how is that even physically possible under normal conditions?

mudpupper

9/19/17 6:38pm

Love to eat. I don't eat a lot because I do get fat a lot quicker nowadays

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:59pm

..but by no means do I starve myself..

timpjynx

9/19/17 7:59pm

Makes sure you get your colon cancer screen, I lost a good friend this way

mosterlow

9/19/17 6:49pm

Well, I'm 50 now. But that is a bit disconcerting.. Maybe I'll schedule one.

timpjynx

9/19/17 8:00pm

I went 7 days once.

thebruce

9/19/17 6:57pm

Yeah, my diet is typically high protein, low carbs -- if I can help myself - but

timpjynx

9/19/17 8:02pm

I'm a consistent 3-5 time a day

Kid_A

9/19/17 7:12pm

Wow! That's worse than once in 13 days.

bag

9/19/17 7:23pm

Do you poop out basketballs?

Sandy Lyle

9/19/17 7:20pm

I pooped 12x in 24 hours in the MTC once

22jrob22

9/20/17 5:59am

Every fifth day! Holy crap.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 9:50am

So what you're getting at is...

Duke Silver

9/19/17 6:18pm

Says the guy named Duke.

CougarAndMerlin

9/19/17 6:37pm

I like the last paragraph in this article

buffgato

9/19/17 9:41pm

Maybe she uses a different bathroom.

Turnpike Lane

9/19/17 6:18pm

Do you live in Colorado Springs?

bag

9/19/17 6:23pm

I'm a hack

bag

9/19/17 6:24pm

What a Bag!

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:35pm

Just have her run around and around in circles until she is all pooped out.

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:36pm

EXactly what I thought.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

9/19/17 8:58pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

byuluvr

9/19/17 6:24pm

Do you have a squishy toilet seat? Maybe she goes to the Prescious Moments.

ProvoSoprano

9/19/17 6:25pm

That's gonna make for an awkward marriage counseling session.

Seasider

9/19/17 6:32pm

Does her diet consist solely of cheese?

mudpupper

9/19/17 6:36pm

I didn't go for almost the first 2 weeks of bootcamp. I was just about to

CougarAndMerlin

9/19/17 6:37pm

I'm never sure how many posters get things like this. Based on some of these

BlueTooth

9/19/17 6:45pm

Everything is going to be okay

kimchicoug

9/19/17 6:58pm

Ask her... seriously communication is an amazing thing.

byu_coug

9/19/17 7:06pm

She goes poor at her new running buddies house. Have you noticed

CLCougar

9/19/17 7:28pm

Does your chocolate milk have a funny flavor?

CougarThug

9/19/17 7:34pm

Go uber her on some bumpy roads

Funke

9/19/17 7:37pm

Mods!

Sandy Lyle

9/19/17 7:39pm

It's obvious she poops at her boyfriends house

JOPE

9/19/17 8:05pm

Tacky. Just tacky.....

BleedCougarBlue2

9/20/17 10:51am

Great reverse!

TheLoneCougar

9/19/17 8:06pm

One of the better ones given how many people didn't get it.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 9:47am

Looks like lots on here don't know about the Mad Pooper...

Thug Mormons

9/20/17 8:41am

I can't believe how few actually got this

chazen

9/20/17 9:23am

I give you props for searching for Poo-Residue. Just straight up ask her if she

BRONCOUGAR

9/20/17 9:44am

I usually only poop at work, because otherwise it's a waste of time.

Machiavelli

9/20/17 5:17pm

I try my best to do this as well.

JuicyJam

9/20/17 6:18pm

RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me

85fan

9/20/17 6:16pm

Yep, she's the serial jogger pooper in Colo. bam, solved

MatthiasG

9/20/17 6:17pm

Is this your wife?

TailgateU

9/20/17 7:05pm

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