I was on my way to archery. I have no fear of the portapotty so I stopped to pee along the way.

So I'm standing there with my shorts all the way up inside the portapotty and I feel like I have to fart. It felt safe so I let er' rip only to fill my shorts with everything I had eaten over the last 2 days.

I tossed my underwear and shorts into the toilet and walked to the river in just a tshirt and my shoes. Fortunately I only saw a few people along the way. I politely waved and kept walking *this is normal. Nothing to see here*

Sat in the river for a long time figuring out what to do and eventually walked back to camp and got a new pair of shorts. Lucky for me camp was empty since everyone was in classes at the time.

The worst part is I didn't get my archery badge.