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Sep 19, 2017
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Do you live in Colorado Springs?
https://www.google.com/amp/deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-mad-pooper-is-terrorizing-colorad-1818521863/amp
I'm pretty sure this is your wife...
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I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
UberDeek
9/19/17 6:11pm
RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
Cougarealist
9/19/17 6:15pm
Perhaps she hovers... just for fun
saffron
9/19/17 6:16pm
RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
MormonThug
9/19/17 6:16pm
My record is 13 days... People don't believe me when I say that. But I've
timpjynx
9/19/17 6:17pm
Dude, that's not right.
2FarGone
9/19/17 6:31pm
Tell me about it. I understand it's unusual -- for others, apparently.
timpjynx
9/19/17 7:58pm
Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself
Oompabluepaw
9/19/17 6:35pm
I had a very similar experience. Kept trying to find slightly pointy rocks to sit on.
cougfanblue
9/19/17 7:01pm
Nice! My experience was pretty much your backyard. Good ol camp Alexander
Oompabluepaw
9/19/17 7:47pm
RE: Wow! I remember as an 11 year old that i vowed to myself
85fan
9/19/17 8:19pm
Similar story
MormonThug
9/20/17 7:38am
geez. I poop like twice a day always for as long as I can remember
Mayor of Cougartown
9/19/17 6:37pm
how is that even physically possible under normal conditions?
mudpupper
9/19/17 6:38pm
Love to eat. I don't eat a lot because I do get fat a lot quicker nowadays
timpjynx
9/19/17 7:59pm
..but by no means do I starve myself..
timpjynx
9/19/17 7:59pm
Makes sure you get your colon cancer screen, I lost a good friend this way
mosterlow
9/19/17 6:49pm
Well, I'm 50 now. But that is a bit disconcerting.. Maybe I'll schedule one.
timpjynx
9/19/17 8:00pm
I went 7 days once.
thebruce
9/19/17 6:57pm
Yeah, my diet is typically high protein, low carbs -- if I can help myself - but
timpjynx
9/19/17 8:02pm
I'm a consistent 3-5 time a day
Kid_A
9/19/17 7:12pm
Wow! That's worse than once in 13 days.
bag
9/19/17 7:23pm
Do you poop out basketballs?
Sandy Lyle
9/19/17 7:20pm
I pooped 12x in 24 hours in the MTC once
22jrob22
9/20/17 5:59am
Every fifth day! Holy crap.
JuicyJam
9/20/17 9:50am
So what you're getting at is...
Duke Silver
9/19/17 6:18pm
Says the guy named Duke.
CougarAndMerlin
9/19/17 6:37pm
I like the last paragraph in this article
buffgato
9/19/17 9:41pm
Maybe she uses a different bathroom.
Turnpike Lane
9/19/17 6:18pm
Do you live in Colorado Springs?
bag
9/19/17 6:23pm
I'm a hack
bag
9/19/17 6:24pm
What a Bag!
CougarThug
9/19/17 7:35pm
Just have her run around and around in circles until she is all pooped out.
CougarThug
9/19/17 7:36pm
EXactly what I thought.
BYUALWAYSNUM1
9/19/17 8:58pm
RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
byuluvr
9/19/17 6:24pm
Do you have a squishy toilet seat? Maybe she goes to the Prescious Moments.
ProvoSoprano
9/19/17 6:25pm
That's gonna make for an awkward marriage counseling session.
Seasider
9/19/17 6:32pm
Does her diet consist solely of cheese?
mudpupper
9/19/17 6:36pm
I didn't go for almost the first 2 weeks of bootcamp. I was just about to
CougarAndMerlin
9/19/17 6:37pm
I'm never sure how many posters get things like this. Based on some of these
BlueTooth
9/19/17 6:45pm
Everything is going to be okay
kimchicoug
9/19/17 6:58pm
Ask her... seriously communication is an amazing thing.
byu_coug
9/19/17 7:06pm
She goes poor at her new running buddies house. Have you noticed
CLCougar
9/19/17 7:28pm
Does your chocolate milk have a funny flavor?
CougarThug
9/19/17 7:34pm
Go uber her on some bumpy roads
Funke
9/19/17 7:37pm
Mods!
Sandy Lyle
9/19/17 7:39pm
It's obvious she poops at her boyfriends house
JOPE
9/19/17 8:05pm
Tacky. Just tacky.....
BleedCougarBlue2
9/20/17 10:51am
Great reverse!
TheLoneCougar
9/19/17 8:06pm
One of the better ones given how many people didn't get it.
JuicyJam
9/20/17 9:47am
Looks like lots on here don't know about the Mad Pooper...
Thug Mormons
9/20/17 8:41am
I can't believe how few actually got this
chazen
9/20/17 9:23am
I give you props for searching for Poo-Residue. Just straight up ask her if she
BRONCOUGAR
9/20/17 9:44am
I usually only poop at work, because otherwise it's a waste of time.
Machiavelli
9/20/17 5:17pm
I try my best to do this as well.
JuicyJam
9/20/17 6:18pm
RE: I'm worried about my wife. I've even done some unofficial tests that have me
85fan
9/20/17 6:16pm
Yep, she's the serial jogger pooper in Colo. bam, solved
MatthiasG
9/20/17 6:17pm
Is this your wife?
TailgateU
9/20/17 7:05pm
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