If you live in the affluent areas, half of your neighbors will try to drag you into a MLM selling essential (snake) oils. And will have bratty children.
If you live in the poor areas of Utah, the WalMart and the Shopko will be the only places to shop, but will also be infested with dudes in XXXL red shirts eating cold hot dogs from the trash. Or guys who are 5'8" and drive lifted trucks with Pac 12 stickers.
Don't even get me started on the Udder Tuggers of North Ogden.
You have nowhere to go man. Sorry. Might as well move to Wyoming. Well....maybe Idaho would be a better choice.