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Nov 21, 2017
9:15:09am

JOPE All-American

Lawyers are the worst.

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JOPE

Bio page: JOPE
Joined: Oct 4, 2001
Last login: May 1, 2024
Total posts: 46,947 (9,339 FO)

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Time

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:08am

Biglaw is dumb. Being a lawyer is dumb. Working is dumb.

benny1982

11/21/17 9:10am

i want to open a froyo truck.

11/21/17 9:13am

In the winter? What a terrible idea. Thought you were smarter than that

Epileptic Beagle

11/21/17 9:17am

i'll drive to vegas.

11/21/17 9:20am

I underestimated you

Epileptic Beagle

11/21/17 9:29am

Lawyers are the worst.

JOPE

11/21/17 9:15am

Lawyers are the best attorneys are the worst

Nat Gas Man

11/21/17 9:16am

Are you an attorney?

byuTX

11/21/17 10:13am

No I was born and bred a Lawyer none of that

Nat Gas Man

11/21/17 10:36am

i don't know about the first two, but couldn't agree more with the third!

smokymountainrain

11/21/17 9:16am

It's not kicks and giggles, but overall a good job for the money.

11/21/17 12:42pm

So, you just want big? Doesn't matter where or what, huh?

DirtyWater

11/21/17 9:18am

$$$ obviously

Non-mo Coug

11/21/17 9:20am

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:30am

Right. So what are your criteria for a "good" job?

DirtyWater

11/21/17 9:32am

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:36am

I'm done asking. You apparently have no criteria.

DirtyWater

11/21/17 10:19am

You have a federal appellate court clerkship and need help finding a job?

Paco

11/21/17 9:21am

Sometimes in life people can get a job but want to make sure to get the best job

Cashmeousside

11/21/17 9:24am

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:31am

But you said big law. Something is not adding up.

Baron

11/21/17 9:33am

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:38am

Look if you are looking for the right job, you should not

Baron

11/21/17 9:42am

I think he is just casting a big net and will then scrutinize offers

YSMACK

11/21/17 9:46am

I agree with that, but if you are asking for help, you should answer those questions to give

Baron

11/21/17 9:48am

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26769coug

11/21/17 9:50am

Well hopefully you can find someone to help you.

Baron

11/21/17 9:59am

The location is obviously a factor

26769coug

11/21/17 9:46am

It sounds more like you aren't willing to say anything that commits you to an

bluebloodedcoug

11/21/17 10:20am

Thanks for this. It makes a lot of sense

26769coug

11/21/17 12:59pm

I'd think biglaw guys are too busy billing 5000 hours to do be on CB

fattycoug

11/21/17 9:41am

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Iman23

11/21/17 9:44am

Step 1: Pick where you want to live (preferably somewhere with jobs) and narrow your search that way.

Gil Buckman

11/21/17 9:53am

Don't be a lawyer. Live happily ever after. The end.

WDaddy

11/21/17 10:15am

Be a lawyer at a small firm. Live happily ever after.

Jay Rick

11/21/17 10:34am

Go to Canada. Live off the government. Live happily ever after eh.

WDaddy

11/21/17 11:01am

Since this is an anonymous Internet board, I'll be blunt here.

korihor

11/21/17 10:18am

Spot on.

Gil Buckman

11/21/17 10:28am

I really appreciate this comment (and yours, DirtyWater) Continue being blunt.

26769coug

11/21/17 11:03am

BigLaw won't expand options, it will narrow them (as did law school)

CobraKai

11/21/17 11:15am

I’d love to go the USAO route. Do you think biglaw helped you open that door?

26769coug

11/21/17 1:01pm

Sorry, but this is not true. Litigators at big law firms can find in-house jobs

Broda

11/21/17 1:55pm

BigLaw Lit gives way fewer in house options than BigLaw corporate

CobraKai

11/28/17 8:38am

A lot of people who do BigLaw want out pretty quickly

donnerstag

11/21/17 11:20am

Well 26769, you've just met a bunch of biglaw attorneys who have all helped you

DirtyWater

11/21/17 10:31am

Tired of performing sexual favors at the Federal Level?

Tsisquan

11/21/17 11:15am

He is in law, not the movie industry or politics.

AndyDwyer

11/21/17 11:21am

Exactly...he's a little little boy

Tsisquan

11/21/17 11:23am

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26769coug

11/21/17 1:01pm

Belboz, is that you?

Revolution

11/21/17 2:02pm

Let’s talk about how your law degree can get you into the FBI.

WWS88

11/21/17 12:14pm

I love biglaw. I'm 33 and make $280k base salary

11/21/17 12:41pm

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Ulysses14

11/21/17 1:38pm

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