As a witness, I can confirm the events of this post are true. After he moved, the LES turf needed a safe home and I was proven worthy to nurture the sacred grass in my backyard. The night before leaving for Southbend, he came over to my house and cut out about half of the turf and placed it in a secure zip lock baggy for transport. I seriously thought that hollowed LES grass planted at the feet of touchdown Jesus was the reason for our good fortune through 3 quarters. Maybe it died before the 4th quarter and our good fortune ended...