But the rest?
-Chess team? Check
-Model United Nations? Check. I even went up to the U, which had a U.N. documents repository and copied position papers and crap like that.
-Zero dates? Check
-Glasses halfway down my nose? Check
-Shortest kid in the class? Check, or pretty close
-Acne? Double check
Anyway, after high school, moved away from home to attend junior college, grew six inches, actually had a girlfriend, and got a little chest hair. After my mission, landed a true HCBW, and the rest is history.