I was in the bathroom and everything was going smoothly. As I stand up and start to do up my pants, my phone falls out of my pocket and into the toilet. In horror I look to see my phone sinking to the bottom amid all that ... crap. For a split second I consider my options but realize there is only one option. I reach in and grab my phone and quickly dry it off the best I can with dry toilet paper and just grateful that the phone LOOKS clean. Then I wash my hands like I have never washed them before. So far, my phone still works. I can't believe I just reached my bare hand into THAT.