I just dozed off at my desk and it got me thinking. In high school, I was pulling all-nighters to get stuff done, so I was way behind on sleep. Somebody called to remind me of mutual or something and my mom handed me the phone, but I fell asleep before I could even say hello. It was funny to ask them about that later. They were like, uhhhh...what just happened?

There was another time where I somehow managed to fall asleep upside down in a recliner. Don't ask me how I got turned upside down. I have no idea.