mad.

I may have no need for sports that make it so easy to score that any one goal has no value, that almost require circus freak height. And that has evolved to be more of a weird production than a pure sport, takes four hours to complete, has only 11 minutes of actual action on average per game, and so pervasively causes chronic traumatic encephalopathy. And is so long and boring it institutionalized a crowd activity late in the game to stand up, wake up, yawn and stretch, and whose essence is waving a stick at a little ball and maybe sort of "running" in a circle. And that have, to a significant degree, genetically determined size requirements to play at an elite level. But to each their own.