There was a blond women who wanted to become a handy woman so she went door to door asking for work.  She finally found somebody who gave her work.  He said you can paint my porch.  He took her to the shed and said here is the paint and the brushes let me know when you are finished.  A couple of hours later she says that she is finished.  He says that was really fast.  She says it was easy and by the way it was not a porch it was a Lexus.