having the audacity to use their beaches. Sit here, not there. Don't you dare throw rocks in their precious ocean. Frisbees are out. Make sure your children are not acting like children.

I grew up in SoCal and Laguna is basically my second home. We'll be there for the week of the 4th. I'm tempted to go to SC one day that week to intentionally violate all these artificial codes. Not really, because I have better things to do. But the way you paint the SC crowd (not the transplants, but even the original locals) makes me want to drop a deuce on their beach. I'm exaggerating but you get my point.