If my wife asked me to do that (she wouldn’t) this is how that conversation would go:

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Jul 13, 2019
9:52:48am

Pimpin4Paradise All-American

Her: Take these back to Costco because I don’t like how they taste.

Me: lol. No.

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Originally posted on Jul 13, 2019 at 9:52:48am

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Author

Time

Ugh. I hate being "that guy." My wife wants me to return

Mister P

7/13/19 9:30am

Sounds like a ridiculous reason to take back a food product IMO

TCuz

7/13/19 9:32am

Unless they straight up taste like poop I wouldn't be taking them back

spugeddy24

7/13/19 10:05am

Give them out for Halloween. Be that "that guy" instead.

svenot

7/13/19 9:33am

If something is less than like $30, it’s not getting returned. I’m not going to

The Dude Abides

7/13/19 9:33am

I was going anyway.

Mister P

7/13/19 9:34am

Give them to the homeless guy on the corner on your way to Costco

LiveCoug

7/13/19 9:36am

I thought about taking back some very nasty $20 protein powder but not worth it.

Dr MoBYU

7/13/19 9:35am

I just could never see myself doing that, and glad my wife would never make me.

Supercoug

7/13/19 9:34am

Give them to some neighbors. Super lame you’re doing that.

scootsy

7/13/19 9:36am

Throw them away in your neighbor’s trash can. Mission accomplished

DKN

7/13/19 9:37am

Yea don’t do it. Dump it in the garbage on your way in if you’re afraid of your

cougfanz

7/13/19 9:37am

I don't mind taking unopened things back, or even used things that can be ...

COACHdrn

7/13/19 9:37am

Everybody remember this post when your Costco membership goes up next year.

TCuz

7/13/19 9:39am

Also, as you enjoy your free samples today, remember that each bite increases your membership costs!

DKN

7/13/19 9:42am

No way. Not worth my time.

Tare

7/13/19 9:40am

My wife could be mad at me for all I care. No way I’d do that.

Philosoraptor

7/13/19 9:40am

What kind of fruit snacks were they?

cougaman

7/13/19 9:43am

Take it back, and pick up a spine while your there

Texas Hammer

7/13/19 9:47am

I just buy all the different brands try them and return the ones I don't like 😉

cougaman

7/13/19 10:52am

Hate that

Idahofallsblue

7/13/19 9:51am

If my wife asked me to do that (she wouldn’t) this is how that conversation would go:

Pimpin4Paradise

7/13/19 9:52am

I would say no. She can do it herself.

Mr. Belding

7/13/19 9:53am

My wife made me return a vacuum to Costco - 18 months after she bought it.

ClackamasCoug

7/13/19 9:58am

Bleh. I hate this so much.

TCuz

7/13/19 9:59am

Did you post this in the 15 mins she allotted for you to be on CB today?

fredy

7/13/19 10:05am

Ha ha

Zip

7/13/19 10:54am

But she was probably thinking, “this guy is a friggin pansy”

Texas Hammer

7/13/19 10:08am

RE: But she was probably thinking, “this guy is a friggin pansy”

spugeddy24

7/13/19 10:10am

You guys are mean - I don't feel safe.

ClackamasCoug

7/13/19 10:48am

Take it back next time you go. It’s not like you are taking back a 6 year old

bluegaucho

7/13/19 10:01am

No. Don't take it back at all. They bought it. It's not defective. They opened it.

TCuz

7/13/19 10:06am

It’s not dishonest at all.

BrobaFett

7/13/19 10:14am

For certain types of products, I agree. Not for opened food products. Dishonest and gross.

TCuz

7/13/19 10:17am

If something is wrong with it, not at all. If she just doesn't like how it

BYUFootballisBack

7/13/19 1:05pm

Same justification to use the EQ to help you move into your 4000 sq ft house.

The Machine

7/13/19 10:26am

That's dumb. Don't take a consumable item back. Jerk move.

The Machine

7/13/19 10:13am

Only 10K?

cougarnerd

7/13/19 11:08am

You buy it, you take it back.

Sooner Cougar

7/13/19 10:11am

Absolutely not. Call it a loss and move on.

TRUE_BLUE_COUGY

7/13/19 10:19am

Tell her no, and throw them in the trash.

Richbyu

7/13/19 10:22am

Were they defective bad, or she just didn't like them bad?

cougaman

7/13/19 10:25am

I figure this is a perk of paying to use Costco. I’ll return anything to Costco. No explanation needed

YIsForBrigham

7/13/19 10:27am

Donate to the nursery kids

BYU Fan

7/13/19 11:08am

I saw someone st Costco returning an opened bag of organic seaweed chips

kccougar

7/13/19 12:18pm

Have you had them before? are they gross compared to normal or just dont like

BYUFootballisBack

7/13/19 1:06pm

Take them to the food bank. She can't argue with that.

Oregano

7/13/19 2:12pm

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