But 95% of us would get humiliated in 60 seconds.
Most cougarboarders are 20 years past their prime and were pencil necks in their prime in the first place.
You're more than likely to get pummeled and beaten into a pulp. YOU specifically might not, but I can't imagine Braden the 48 year old father of 6 who hasn't run a mile in 13 years not getting his face beaten in