50% of cougarboard is just straight up too old. You're worried about your joints if its cold? You're getting pummeled
50% of cb is too out of shape. Not gonna happen if you're wheezing after a flight of stairs
Maybe 10% of those left have ever done a fighting sport (wrestling, mma, martial arts). I don't see anyone who is untrained not getting beaten up.
So that leaves us with 7.5% who stand a chance?
I'm in my prime, in relatively good shape, and have like almost a foot on her, though I've never been in a real fight. I don't think I'd last 60 seconds.