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Aug 16, 2019
3:15:42pm
Agnostic-alumni Contributor
A man is driving down the road and finds himself very hungry
. Unfortunately the only place to eat is a very exclusive Country Club. He stops and tries to enter. The host stops him saying that the only way he could get in is if he had a tie. The guy goes back to his car to see if he has a tie. He rummages around everywhere but can only find some jumper cables. At this point he has no other option and remains very hungry. He takes the jumper cables and ties them around his neck and returns to the restaurant.

He approaches the host and a loud conversation begins about what constitutes a tie or or not. The host claims that there's no way this could represent a tie while this guy argues that it meets all the technical qualifications of being a necktie.

Finally after 5 to 10 minutes the host relents and lets him in saying in disgust. " okay I'm going to let you in, just don't start anything"
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