What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, & an insomniac?

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Aug 16, 2019
8:10:52pm

TayPower Starter

Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

(Oldie but a goodie)

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TayPower

Previous username: IdaCaliCougarFan
New username: Blue Mountains
Bio page: TayPower
Joined: Apr 1, 2014
Last login: Aug 23, 2019
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Today is national tell a joke day. I'll start:

LaVellIfIKnow

8/16/19 2:39pm

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Adrielle

8/16/19 2:41pm

Was it on a hillside?

Croweater

8/16/19 2:44pm

What do you call a cow with two legs?

sethj250

8/16/19 3:26pm

I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed,

garyfan

8/16/19 2:43pm

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope.

Agnostic-alumni

8/16/19 2:50pm

It's so cold outside my car radiator

777

8/16/19 2:44pm

sounds like dangerfield

fulano

8/16/19 3:09pm

Close...

777

8/16/19 3:17pm

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

HuskerFan2

8/16/19 2:46pm

What did one hot dog say to the other?

displacedute

8/16/19 2:49pm

A guy goes to the grocery store and begins to check out.

Agnostic-alumni

8/16/19 2:54pm

I went to the zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog.

TheLost

8/16/19 3:13pm

Hahaha love that

ByuImaginesDragons

8/16/19 11:22pm

A man is driving down the road and finds himself very hungry

Agnostic-alumni

8/16/19 3:15pm

What do you call a dog with no legs in a pile of leaves?

whirl

8/16/19 3:20pm

What do you call one in the water tied to a boat?

ByuImaginesDragons

8/16/19 11:23pm

A clown and another guy are walking through the forest at night

Skeptical Optimist

8/16/19 3:21pm

My son walked into a bar...

sevenIDcougs

8/16/19 3:37pm

What do a bicycle and a duck have in common?

LifeLongLakerFan

8/16/19 3:52pm

What is ET short for?

Murray

8/16/19 4:09pm

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, & an insomniac?

TayPower

8/16/19 8:10pm

An old man went to the doctor for a check up.

MacGyver

8/16/19 10:10pm

RE: An old man went to the doctor for a check up.

jcougars7

8/17/19 12:32am

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