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Aug 16, 2019
3:26
:32
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sethj250
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call him whatever you want. He still won't come.
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Today is national tell a joke day. I'll start:
LaVellIfIKnow
8/16/19 2:39pm
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Adrielle
8/16/19 2:41pm
Was it on a hillside?
Croweater
8/16/19 2:44pm
What do you call a cow with two legs?
sethj250
8/16/19 3:26pm
I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed,
garyfan
8/16/19 2:43pm
Did you hear the joke about the jump rope.
Agnostic-alumni
8/16/19 2:50pm
It's so cold outside my car radiator
777
8/16/19 2:44pm
sounds like dangerfield
fulano
8/16/19 3:09pm
Close...
777
8/16/19 3:17pm
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
HuskerFan2
8/16/19 2:46pm
What did one hot dog say to the other?
displacedute
8/16/19 2:49pm
A guy goes to the grocery store and begins to check out.
Agnostic-alumni
8/16/19 2:54pm
I went to the zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog.
TheLost
8/16/19 3:13pm
Hahaha love that
ByuImaginesDragons
8/16/19 11:22pm
A man is driving down the road and finds himself very hungry
Agnostic-alumni
8/16/19 3:15pm
What do you call a dog with no legs in a pile of leaves?
whirl
8/16/19 3:20pm
What do you call one in the water tied to a boat?
ByuImaginesDragons
8/16/19 11:23pm
A clown and another guy are walking through the forest at night
Skeptical Optimist
8/16/19 3:21pm
My son walked into a bar...
sevenIDcougs
8/16/19 3:37pm
What do a bicycle and a duck have in common?
LifeLongLakerFan
8/16/19 3:52pm
What is ET short for?
Murray
8/16/19 4:09pm
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, & an insomniac?
TayPower
8/16/19 8:10pm
An old man went to the doctor for a check up.
MacGyver
8/16/19 10:10pm
RE: An old man went to the doctor for a check up.
jcougars7
8/17/19 12:32am
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