“You are under arrest”

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Aug 17, 2019
3:36:15pm

Zaphod All-American

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Zaphod

Previous username: Fetch
Bio page: Zaphod
Joined: Jul 9, 2002
Last login: May 4, 2024
Total posts: 48,448 (4,957 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Phrases I wish would go away

TADOW

8/17/19 3:03pm

I can't even

cambo

8/17/19 3:04pm

At the end if the day. . .

Y-Zag

8/17/19 3:28pm

Bill O’Reilly—is that you?

Brisco

8/17/19 3:55pm

I could care less.

TriggerWarning

8/17/19 3:04pm

But sometimes I could care less

BW84

8/17/19 3:07pm

like beating the elderly. I could care far less about that one.

Belboz

8/17/19 3:21pm

More often than not I could care less.

bluecougar1985

8/17/19 3:15pm

I couldn't care less

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

8/17/19 3:31pm

This was the correct phrase all along - people just got dumb about it, and

jaba166

8/18/19 8:20pm

I agree with you on almost nothing... but this.

Loon to the Moon

8/18/19 3:40am

Bless your heart.

sethj250

8/17/19 3:05pm

You get that a lot? Maybe it's a clue.

fbguru

8/17/19 4:38pm

I once overheard someone say that to your mom and it made me sad for her.

sethj250

8/17/19 5:05pm

Tender mercy...

kotacoug

8/17/19 3:05pm

"we have been taught well"

zephyr

8/17/19 3:17pm

"I'm sorry sir, but you'll need to leave."

Ragnar Danneskjold

8/17/19 3:07pm

This. Just this.

Pimpin4Paradise

8/17/19 3:07pm

So much this

Longbow Cougar

8/17/19 3:58pm

People calling their significant other “babe”

Hoax

8/17/19 3:07pm

Bae

BW84

8/17/19 3:07pm

My sister-in-law calls her SO this all the time.

fortuitousfred

8/17/19 3:27pm

Curious...what do you call your wife?

Pimpin4Paradise

8/17/19 3:07pm

Woman

Non-mo Coug

8/17/19 3:09pm

Her name?

kotacoug

8/17/19 3:09pm

Not babe. I’m not insufferable

Hoax

8/17/19 3:15pm

Who told you this?

IceBlue

8/17/19 5:08pm

Schmoochiekins.

jdub

8/17/19 3:24pm

Her name - with a Spanish twist and flair "*****Letta"

ClackamasCoug

8/17/19 3:49pm

A shortened version of her name.

chilango

8/17/19 4:06pm

Honey

JohnnyC

8/17/19 10:41pm

I’m fine with babe. But NOT bae. That one is completely stupid sounding.

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 11:58am

“.... and it’s not even close”

Hoax

8/17/19 3:07pm

Fur baby. Emotional support animal.

TriggerWarning

8/17/19 3:08pm

My kids.... referring to pets.

kotacoug

8/17/19 3:28pm

Emotional support animal isn’t a phrase. It’s an actual thing. And they are

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 12:02pm

Probably referring to the self prescribed ESA's that everyone has

RealSimsShadY

8/19/19 2:53pm

I have one ask for you...

IAmSpartyCoug

8/17/19 3:08pm

“Nobody needs an assault weapon.”

TriggerWarning

8/17/19 3:08pm

Name checks out.

(Private)

8/18/19 10:36am

“... like ...”

Bullrider

8/17/19 3:09pm

"Wrap my head around it"

CopperLix

8/17/19 3:10pm

Go Yewts

cougaman

8/17/19 3:12pm

Utes win

Turnpike Lane

8/17/19 3:12pm

Hastening the work

Ron Mexico

8/17/19 3:13pm

Adulting

Ron Mexico

8/17/19 3:14pm

Literally

Ron Mexico

8/17/19 3:14pm

I know right?

Twin Roots

8/17/19 3:14pm

'kiddos'

zephyr

8/17/19 3:18pm

Littles

mulletino

8/17/19 3:19pm

I, for one; circle back

sakar12

8/17/19 3:20pm

Wow. Just wow.

Traveshamockery

8/17/19 3:21pm

I identify . .

RealSimsShadY

8/17/19 3:22pm

The government should ...

Skeptical Optimist

8/17/19 3:25pm

How do you plea?

CBaass

8/17/19 3:25pm

It is what it is

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

8/17/19 3:28pm

"That was delish"

byuluvr

8/17/19 3:30pm

ki-yi

yahtzee

8/17/19 3:30pm

Anything. With. Periods. Or. Clap. Emojis. After. Every. Word.

Sandstone Cougar

8/17/19 3:35pm

Methinks

mncougar

8/17/19 3:35pm

“Words can’t express...”

mncougar

8/17/19 3:36pm

“You are under arrest”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:36pm

Remember, you do have the right to remain silent and to have an attorney

Y-Zag

8/17/19 5:56pm

“Is that your real hair?”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:36pm

I’m not in the mood.

cougarfanatic

8/17/19 3:37pm

HCBW is that you?

Bin01015

8/17/19 3:46pm

RE: HCBW is that you?

cougarfanatic

8/18/19 12:27am

"So I didn't start preparing my talk until this morning because I was busy..."

(Private)

8/19/19 2:58pm

I’m tired.

Romex

8/18/19 8:03am

When people say myself instead of me

eddog

8/17/19 3:37pm

BM Zak Bagans. He does that all the time 😂

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 12:04pm

“No, really, it’s ....... cute”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:37pm

“We told you not to come in here again!”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:38pm

Thoughts and prayers

tawillin

8/17/19 3:41pm

<< Deleted >>

Soy Celeste

8/17/19 4:16pm

“It’s ok, I still I enjoyed it”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:44pm

“It happens to everyone”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:45pm

At least it's a dry heat.

eddog

8/17/19 3:45pm

I don’t disagree.

Bin01015

8/17/19 3:46pm

“Don’t feel bad. It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it.”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:47pm

So and so, "is a national treasure."

777

8/17/19 3:48pm

Who is “Mike Leach”

Zaphod

8/17/19 3:51pm

Perfect! (Even when something isn’t.)

Brisco

8/17/19 4:00pm

Feeding a fed horse.

Banjo Blues

8/17/19 4:05pm

“Oh my heck”, “amiright”, “We need to talk.”

chilango

8/17/19 4:09pm

“The ask is” “Tiger Team” “Low Hanging fruit” or all the business jargon my boss likes to use. Half the time he uses it

Nuke

8/17/19 4:13pm

do the needful?

Squeegee

8/17/19 8:13pm

Game changer.

Soy Celeste

8/17/19 4:17pm

Right?!?

scottm

8/17/19 4:17pm

Every sports broadcaster during a football game: He's got a chip on his shoulder

OGSuperfan

8/17/19 4:20pm

"It's been a minute" referring to a long period of time.

eddog

8/17/19 4:21pm

I hate that one

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 12:04pm

Its my passion.

Sooner Cougar

8/17/19 4:26pm

"______ ,they said. It will be fun, they said"

Crazy Joe Davola

8/17/19 4:46pm

To make a long story short

BYULAWGUY

8/17/19 4:47pm

For me, I wish my kids and all kids would stop using "like" every 5th word!

Blue for Life

8/17/19 4:51pm

Better than my roommate saying the f bomb every five words

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 12:05pm

Two of the worst!

IceBlue

8/17/19 5:10pm

<< Deleted >>

ArcticKat

8/17/19 5:44pm

Run game, throw game, pass game..... irritates me everytime I hear these phrases

quackaddict

8/17/19 5:55pm

Not gonna lie...

JoeMamaBesser

8/17/19 5:57pm

I have a headache tonight

lucky1

8/17/19 6:06pm

Boardname does not check out

trueblue04

8/18/19 1:26am

We are all ....fill in the blank

Beggar

8/17/19 6:12pm

*blank* has a piece of my heart

pink22

8/17/19 9:11pm

Utah in the PAC 12

JohnnyC

8/17/19 10:43pm

“And it’s not even close..”

JohnnyComeLately

8/17/19 10:50pm

Ending with “Enough said” after a rant

LonePeakCoug

8/17/19 10:53pm

"Same difference"

67Regent

8/17/19 11:11pm

Just sayin.

soupie

8/18/19 6:03am

“You do you”

puntersarepeople

8/18/19 8:47am

"Which begs the question..."

(Private)

8/18/19 10:39am

“I seen a ______” Drives me up the wall when people use horrible grammar

ByuImaginesDragons

8/19/19 12:07pm

We was just talking about that!

RealSimsShadY

8/19/19 2:53pm

I can’t take it! I want to smack people who use bad grammar

ByuImaginesDragons

8/23/19 12:05am

Take the flower by the thorns

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