I didn’t put the gate up and she went down. I was close enough I dove and wrapped my arms around her, rolled over on my back and went down the stairs, from top to bottom. I hurt my shoulder and my knee and a lot of my pride. She had a great time and even said “weeeee!”

Took me a few weeks to not feel that one anymore. Gate was up religiously after that. So I feel like you should have added, “I was a moron and we both fell down the stairs” option