only half kidding. Yeah, sports I guess can be a big time-waster, so my advice to my kids is also for myself to keep it under control and in perspective. I guess part of why I try not to let my kids just rot their brains in front of the tv is because I literally would and did sit around on Saturdays and watch sports—any sport!—for hours. I watched professional bowling many saturdays.

Now I realize that was such a waste of time.