Oldest daughter in the family was one of the young women when my mom was YW president. She was reading a scripture in class. Don't know which scripture, but we'll use Numbers 22:21 as the example:

"And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his [bum], and went with the princes of Moab."

The family couldn't believe that the scriptures would swear like that.

Younger brother who was the age of my older brother once called our house. Answering machine came on. He stayed on for a minute or so, talking to the answering machine, saying he knew we were home because he could hear our baby crying... Then he paused: "Oh, wait. That's our baby. Nevermind. Call me when you get home."

Strange family.