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May 5, 2021
6:11:55am
Xenon All-American
So, what was the WORST part of Last Jedi? Gravity Bombs? Green Sea Cow Milk?
So, for May the Fourth day, we rewatched A New Hope... it's still good....

And we got talking about why Last Jedi was SOOOOO BAD.

What's your vote for why Last Jedi was sooooooo bad....

obnoxious teenager-ish pranking phone call?
Gravity bombs in outer space
Ballistic trajectory laser shots that curve in outer space just like cannonballs here on early under gravity
Wasted time on green sea cow milk
diatribes about space gambling in the middle of a battle
In consistent time lines (hours until fuel runs out for fleet, Days on the gambling planet, weeks to months training with Luke ... all in the same movie and happening simultaneously!)
Space ships that run out of fuel tipping over sideways and falling "down" in outer space
"They are nobody"
Mary Poppins in outer space while unconscious, but covered in a thin layer of ice
jump to light speed can cut one ship through another ship ... but only IF the other ship is "bad guys" ship

I'm sure there are more .....
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