Dangit Carnac! Two hours ago, I'm in the middle of sacrament meeting reading this thread and then you post this.

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Jun 13, 2021
12:21:49pm

BYUALWAYSNUM1 Truly Addicted User

Dangit Carnac! Two hours ago, I'm in the middle of sacrament meeting reading this thread and then you post this.

I attempt to laugh silently without my wife and entire ward taking notice.
I shut my mouth tightly and of course I snort loudly out of my nose. Snot comes gushing out of my nose and I'm trying desperately to cover it up as my wife glares at me. Then my 4yo daughter loudly proclaims
"Daddy you need a tissue!"
All the while i'm crying trying to hold back the laughter.
So thanks for that.

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From my brother-in-law in San Francisco just now:

6/12/21 12:26pm

I'm sure he's normally such a nice dog

6/12/21 12:27pm

Yup. Owners shocked that their pitbull would ever act out.

TADOW

6/12/21 12:41pm

Mostly peaceful face bite

Chefcurry

6/12/21 1:25pm

Let's be honest. Chihuahuas tend to bring out the worst in all of us.

SinkingQuffa

6/13/21 10:04am

On my mission my comp and I witnessed two dog gangs fight. It was ugly and

ChiCityCoug

6/12/21 12:29pm

On my mission thatnwould have been called a food fight.

Ssebo

6/12/21 5:42pm

Haha nah they weren’t on the menu in Eastern Europe!

ChiCityCoug

6/12/21 6:56pm

Nuts. Some stuff comes out of left field.

JarJarBeeps

6/12/21 12:29pm

If that ever happens to your child or dog, try what this woman did:

ReyOso

6/12/21 12:31pm

I’ve also heard grabbing the dogs back legs and lifting them off the ground. I

ChiCityCoug

6/12/21 12:34pm

What if the dog is gay though?

Carnac

6/12/21 12:37pm

RE: What if the dog is gay though?

jkccoug

6/12/21 12:59pm

RE: What if the dog is gay though?

Backcountry

6/12/21 1:01pm

Dangit Carnac! Two hours ago, I'm in the middle of sacrament meeting reading this thread and then you post this.

6/13/21 12:21pm

it would still get their attention

BYU Grounds

6/14/21 7:57am

Grab legs and pull apart.

bruincoug

6/12/21 12:39pm

This is what I must have heard

ChiCityCoug

6/12/21 12:50pm

RE: Grab legs and pull apart.

m0resn0w

6/13/21 10:03pm

Just carry a knife. If a 💩bull decides to attack my kid, it’s getting buried.

LifelongAP

6/12/21 12:45pm

Precisely this. I’d have cut that dog to ribbons.

Zastava

6/12/21 12:53pm

*gun

blueaussie

6/12/21 5:27pm

Then post a video

jkccoug

6/12/21 12:57pm

I love the pic. "Yes! This is the butt-finger!"

Clark Addison

6/12/21 1:29pm

Ha! "...luckily I hadn't filed my nails."

SinkingQuffa

6/13/21 10:12am

Little dog was probably asking for it

Baron

6/12/21 12:31pm

Bad owner.

WDaddy

6/12/21 12:34pm

Of a horrible dog.

Zastava

6/12/21 12:51pm

RE: Of a horrible dog.

coug719

6/12/21 12:57pm

ThErE’s No BaD DoGs JuSt BaD oWnErS

WDaddy

6/12/21 1:05pm

When I was little a neighbors German Shepherd partially ate my small dog

bluelands

6/12/21 12:34pm

RE: When I was little a neighbors German Shepherd partially ate my small dog

Peter Venkman

6/12/21 12:59pm

A lot has to do with owners establishing control early on

jkccoug

6/12/21 1:01pm

We were guilty of the same

bluelands

6/12/21 1:29pm

What kind of fines, if any, do these owners have to pay?

the_byu_flash

6/12/21 12:39pm

My small dog was killed by a big dog

Peter Venkman

6/12/21 12:39pm

Sounds like a real cuddle bug. Such a sweet nanny dog

6/12/21 12:41pm

“Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.”

mitchwhite221

6/12/21 12:41pm

Would have no problem killing that dog right in front of the owner

6/12/21 1:03pm

Seriously. Go to the cafe, grab a knife, and end it.

Carnac

6/12/21 1:05pm

I saw the same thing happen on memorial day in salt lake.

cougargollum

6/12/21 1:26pm

Pro tip: gab the dogs tail and yank, they will disengage immediately. We had

Nat Gas Man

6/12/21 1:28pm

That Pit Bull must know that Chesa Boudin won’t prosecute him.

zsmooth

6/12/21 1:30pm

Not a dog situation, but a weird one regardless

runitup590

6/12/21 2:01pm

What do ya know. Another bad pit bull owner. Sad that these dogs are owned

fredetteaboutit13

6/12/21 4:33pm

What are thte odds so many victim pit bulls keep getting crappy owners?

Soupie

6/12/21 5:31pm

100%

fredetteaboutit13

6/13/21 12:22pm

That breed needs to be eradicated.

ElCapo

6/12/21 6:21pm

Nope. People need to be more responsible with them.

ByuImaginesDragons

6/13/21 1:51am

It's very much genetic. These dogs were bred to fight and be aggressive.

ElCapo

6/13/21 6:49am

And how has that strategy worked out so far?

Blue Cougar

6/13/21 9:43am

The responsible thing is a bullet and a shovel

Backcountry

6/13/21 9:49am

Because some upstart lil Chihuahua lost its face?

SinkingQuffa

6/13/21 12:16pm

Agreed, and sometimes the responsible option is this solution. It should be for Pitt Bulls

Cru Jones

6/13/21 11:36pm

I consider a Chihuahua more of a type than a breed.

SinkingQuffa

6/13/21 9:57am

Agreed. Dogs need to go.

JoeExotic

6/13/21 12:52pm

since it is CA, I wouldn't be able to have my gun but I would have shot the pit

BYU Grounds

6/14/21 7:54am

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