...you consider adding #569th rmacademic ranked Boise to clean the toilets and #547th ranked Memphis to tutor them in the proper way to inflate garbage bags.

Guys you keep assuming that a conference us all about football and only football. It's the B1G and PAC preferring its institutions belong to the AAU. It's the aggregation of cultural similarities. It can be regional association. But if you are going to make it nationally relevant, you don't add Boise simply because they have a gimmicky blue field that the ENTIR P5 WORLD LAUGHS AT like the middle child painting his hair blue. You don't add the program in Memphis because they can get 5 kids to play a little basketball. The good news on Memphis is it has a large stadium, 60,000 seats. The bad news is in SEC country, nobody will care. It's not prying eyeballs away from SEC venues. It never has.