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Oct 15, 2021
9:47:16pm

HandwovenBox Starter

Wow good thing I kept the receipt

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HandwovenBox

Previous username: lawcoug
Bio page: HandwovenBox
Joined: Sep 24, 2004
Last login: May 8, 2024
Total posts: 3,023 (19 FO)

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Wife's 40th B-day is in 3 weeks. Hit me with suggestions

HandwovenBox

10/15/21 9:38pm

Get her a good gift basket with things she could use.

cougaman

10/15/21 9:40pm

Don’t get me wrong, 40 is a significant birthday, but

10/15/21 9:41pm

Don't worry, I've been setting low expectations for almost 20 years now.

HandwovenBox

10/15/21 9:43pm

Best one ever went to was a full on luau with pig in a pit & poly dancers. Of course, they divorced a few years later.

Soupie

10/15/21 9:42pm

Probably didn't help that the wife was Vegan.

Mountain Rat

10/15/21 9:44pm

If two vegans get in a fight, is that a beef?

10/15/21 9:45pm

Woah. Heavy

TNT

10/15/21 10:11pm

Yes, and a vegan with diarrhea is a smoothie maker!😉

Johsco

10/15/21 10:12pm

Impossible.

10/15/21 10:17pm

Sounds like you know my daughter. Same thing happened to her. Remarried up tho.

Y'sWoody

10/15/21 9:46pm

Could be. She's an amazing gal & I wouldn't have married that guy in the first place so...

Soupie

10/15/21 9:50pm

Soupie throwing down. I love it!

10/15/21 9:55pm

Start practicing your best Columbo head-tap-oh-I-forgot right now.

10/15/21 9:44pm

Download Tinder and set your age range lower

TCuz

10/15/21 9:44pm

And consider moving to Hawaii

Magathis

10/15/21 9:45pm

That depends on the size of his

Ted Lasso

10/15/21 9:50pm

I can tell you what NOT to get her. One year I gave my wife Turbo Tax software

10/15/21 9:45pm

Wow good thing I kept the receipt

HandwovenBox

10/15/21 9:47pm

Wow. You serious Clark?

10/15/21 9:53pm

My wife buys her own gifts and tells me what she got. Usually its face creams

cougaman

10/15/21 10:02pm

Why? Isn't the turbo tax software helpful?

TNT

10/15/21 10:03pm

Rented a convertible Mustang for a day, took her out on the town, and stayed at

monteburns

10/15/21 9:49pm

Sweet new vacuum. Or lingerie. Either would be great. Both would be a home run.

10/15/21 9:50pm

Pinball machine?

TNT

10/15/21 9:51pm

This explains a great deal.

10/15/21 9:54pm

If it’s one of those ones with the scantily clad women on it, might send the

UNLVcougar

10/15/21 9:57pm

Fortunately the mods have corrected TNT on ever understanding that again

TNT

10/15/21 9:58pm

I'm not made of money, dude

HandwovenBox

10/15/21 9:58pm

Understood. Guess retracted

TNT

10/15/21 10:00pm

3 weeks is not a lot of time, but here's my home run suggestion:

byujacob

10/15/21 9:56pm

That is a great idea, I think you're right about the lack of time. 50th perhaps.

HandwovenBox

10/15/21 10:00pm

Vacation getaway where grandparents watch kids. Do you have current passports?

BYUfan92

10/16/21 8:28am

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