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Jan 22, 2022
4:56:32pm

Cougar Junkie All-American

Not if she knows what's good for her

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Cougar Junkie

Bio page: Cougar Junkie
Joined: Oct 10, 2001
Last login: May 6, 2024
Total posts: 10,230 (12 FO)

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We’d all like dogs a lot more but…

canofpicante

1/22/22 2:40pm

Perfect description of

m0resn0w

1/22/22 2:43pm

This is why we all love CB

cheezedawg

1/22/22 3:03pm

That’s why I moved out bruh

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:09pm

You sir, are describing a poorly trained dog.

1/22/22 2:44pm

At that description fits 99.9% of dogs. Real issue is the lazy owners.

valcorger

1/22/22 2:46pm

Keep reading. I address that.

canofpicante

1/22/22 2:47pm

No amount of training fixes several of the issues he described.

CougarTailDevourer

1/22/22 3:04pm

I have yet to meet a well-trained dog.

cheezedawg

1/22/22 3:04pm

Feel better?

Forzaitalia

1/22/22 2:49pm

Meh, somebody acted confused as to why many folks don’t like dogs…

canofpicante

1/22/22 2:51pm

Fair enough.

Forzaitalia

1/22/22 3:10pm

Ç⁰⁰01

Forzaitalia

1/22/22 3:14pm

You never heard of rover.com? $1 per pound for food is expensive?

greatbam

1/22/22 2:49pm

A lot more expensive than $0. And that might be my least serious grievance.

canofpicante

1/22/22 2:53pm

You’re doing it wrong.

RalphWiggam

1/22/22 2:49pm

Keep reading. You can love a dog, invest a ton of time to train all this crap

canofpicante

1/22/22 2:55pm

My last Shih Tzu lived to almost 19.

tjngirlz

1/22/22 2:59pm

It’s an outlier.

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:01pm

My mom's lived till 16. Some breeds live a lot longer than others.

tjngirlz

1/22/22 3:03pm

Just looked up averages 🤷‍♂️. It varies.

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:06pm

Isn't that almost 19 years longer than most people want a shih tzu around?

Emmett Fitz-Hume

1/22/22 3:35pm

That’s just a part of life. It is the price of love.

RalphWiggam

1/22/22 3:53pm

Are you honestly comparing dogs and children?

Bigtimeballer

1/23/22 7:09pm

Agree but dogs aren’t literally part of your family, we’ve received no

canofpicante

1/23/22 8:49pm

Not really. It’s like kids. Sometimes all the best training (parenting) in the

Nakedbootleg

1/22/22 3:03pm

Right on cue, walk in the door from a frustrating project, and he’s lying

Nakedbootleg

1/22/22 3:27pm

Im absolutely NOT a dog guy, and even I can see many benefits and why some people have dogs.

1/22/22 2:55pm

Me too. But the benefits don’t outweigh the hassle. I’ll stick with kids. Ive

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:00pm

That was quite the rant, and I feel sorry for people who see things this way.

jdub

1/22/22 2:58pm

No need to feel bad. I love dogs. Just don’t want to own one for all those

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:05pm

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Future_Tacos

1/22/22 2:58pm

I posted this awhile back, and it adds to your comments

jdub

1/22/22 3:01pm

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Future_Tacos

1/22/22 3:07pm

That’s awesome. Glad it helped.

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:03pm

Your list is pretty accurate but you missed a few positive things....

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/22/22 3:15pm

My list is longer 😂. I love some dogs. Just don’t want to live with one.

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:21pm

Does your wife pee all over the house when you walk in the door?

Nakedbootleg

1/22/22 3:28pm

I've never seen a dog do that either

jdub

1/22/22 3:32pm

I know a couple of them.

canofpicante

1/22/22 3:37pm

Neither had I, that changed 7 months ago.

Nakedbootleg

1/22/22 4:22pm

At some point I’m hopeful it will work out. I actually like dogs, but this one

Nakedbootleg

1/22/22 4:30pm

Maybe that's why the dog greeted me and not the wife? 😛 Honestly, the dog

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/22/22 3:46pm

Not if she knows what's good for her

1/22/22 4:56pm

How do you know your dog doesn’t judge you?

cheezedawg

1/22/22 3:39pm

I never got the cold shoulder from him for spending too much time on CB

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

1/22/22 3:48pm

You can get a dog that doesn't shed

ThomasQKelly

1/22/22 4:59pm

There is that. So that’s good.

canofpicante

1/22/22 5:33pm

The cool thing is that nobody requires you to get a dog, so I don't understand

Machiavelli

1/22/22 8:14pm

It’s not a debate.

canofpicante

1/23/22 1:36am

Fair points! I rescind my comment!

Machiavelli

1/23/22 3:45pm

You are my hero. That is one of the funniest

chazen

1/22/22 8:43pm

Yet despite all of that, dogs are the best. Sorry, they just are.

Jelly Man

1/23/22 1:56am

You can actually train a dog to pee and poop in one specific area in your yard.

DJROSS

1/23/22 7:13am

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