Why don't your farts smell like lillies?

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Jan 25, 2022
7:52:58am

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Why don't your farts smell like lillies?

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Carnac

Previous username: Carnac el Magnifico
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Why doesn’t Dart go to Utah?

DCCougFan

1/25/22 7:51am

It comes down to one thing

Blueto

1/25/22 7:52am

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dodgersjazzcougs

1/25/22 9:24am

Why would he want to back up a future nfl HOFer?

fredetteaboutit13

1/25/22 7:52am

Why don't your farts smell like lillies?

Carnac

1/25/22 7:52am

I’m sure Charlie Brewer’s experience had nothing to do with it..

JohnnyComeLately

1/25/22 7:54am

Ute QBs don't go to the league

Covid-19

1/25/22 7:55am

Big Ute racing to his computer right now

Carnac

1/25/22 7:56am

RE: Big Ute racing to his computer right now

1/25/22 7:59am

RE: Big Ute racing to his computer right now

CougarTailDevourer

1/25/22 8:49am

Only one and a half Ute QBs have done anything in the NFL. They don’t develop

BlooCoog

1/25/22 8:11am

Umm. Actually not much of a difference

DCCougFan

1/25/22 8:13am

2 starting QBs vs a QB that I think statistically has the worst career in NFL...

COACHdrn

1/25/22 8:17am

Ok, Alex Smith vs. Ty Detmer

DCCougFan

1/25/22 8:28am

So we're just pulling names of QBs now with no rhyme or reason? Sounds good. Steve Young vs. Frank Dolce

Big Red Thunder

1/25/22 8:34am

I guess my argument is not really related to what I am thinking

DCCougFan

1/25/22 8:45am

RE: I guess my argument is not really related to what I am thinking

ParentingNotForSissy

1/25/22 9:07am

Uncle Rico vs Jim McMahon

notaboy

1/25/22 12:12pm

We bag a lot on Huntley, but he's not been that bad - not Nathan Peterman levels; bigger issue is the lack of quantity

krindorr

1/25/22 8:44am

Two words: Ute fans.

Abe Froman

1/25/22 7:56am

Gotcha on that one... Ute fans are so fair weather

DCCougFan

1/25/22 8:28am

Cuz he isn’t stupid?

NOCAL_YFAN

1/25/22 8:00am

Conover would be easier to beat out than Rising but not Hall

HookEmCoug

1/25/22 8:13am

Not a passing offense.

Coug Dude

1/25/22 8:23am

Is BYU a passing offense? I don't think so anymore, but maybe that changes

Zinger

1/25/22 9:18am

Well, I do take passing offense at Tuiaki's BYU defense.

Les IsMore

1/25/22 11:29am

He doesn't want to get switched to defense.

crack

1/25/22 8:39am

When's the last time you took a look at those butt ugly red uniforms?

Royalblueglasses

1/25/22 8:44am

No interest.

Cougstreak

1/25/22 8:46am

The first. Get it right

Zip

1/25/22 11:23am

Nope, Fordham, Louisiana and a few Ivy's offered first.

Cougstreak

1/25/22 11:38am

Ok, first legit power school

Zip

1/25/22 11:45am

Agree first real school.

Cougstreak

1/25/22 12:17pm

Did Utah offer? I thought they signed Costelli instead?

Bobmarleyjr

1/25/22 12:17pm

And beat out Heisman front runner, unanimous all American first team, Davey

1/25/22 8:54am

Because Utah only recruits 6 star athletes and Dart is only a 5 star athlete

hdx57

1/25/22 9:11am

Because he wants to stay at QB, not play safety.

1/25/22 9:23am

BYU roots

Jeb

1/25/22 9:36am

Because he has more that two working brain cells.

Les IsMore

1/25/22 11:27am

Thank you for making my day with this one.

kos

1/25/22 1:37pm

Empty stadiums, poor on field product across the conference, BYU has everything

pinolero

1/25/22 11:47am

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