Rancid mayonnaise diet. Or go on Survivor

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Jun 28, 2022
12:46:13pm

slappy All-American

Rancid mayonnaise diet. Or go on Survivor

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slappy

Bio page: slappy
Joined: Dec 1, 2001
Last login: May 4, 2024
Total posts: 15,387 (221 FO)

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Time

You have one month to lose as much weight as possible. How do you do it?

Mister P

6/28/22 12:32pm

Stop eating while drinking plenty of Gatorade

Slim

6/28/22 12:33pm

Why Gatorade?

6/28/22 12:33pm

Because you need some way to get proper electrolytes while not eating. Don’t want your sodium and potassium to drop too

Slim

6/28/22 12:35pm

Also I’d be drinking the G2 sugar free stuff. Keep in mind this is a really stupid thing to do but the whole idea of

Slim

6/28/22 12:36pm

Board name checks out...

statguru

6/28/22 12:34pm

And tums

pegushin

6/28/22 1:31pm

Would Brondo work? It has electrolytes.

jrifkin48

6/28/22 1:56pm

It’s got what plants need

Slim

6/28/22 1:56pm

Protein shakes for breakfast and lunch, no snacking, lots and lots of water

Blue Ridge

6/28/22 12:34pm

No sugar. Calories down to 1500 per day. 2 mile walks am and pm. Body weight

chrisrenrut

6/28/22 12:36pm

I've done 1200 for a week or so. Not fun. But doable.

jvquarterback

6/28/22 1:08pm

Cut off my leg

TCuz

6/28/22 12:37pm

Smal breakfast, skip lunch, snack on veggies and hummus, small dinner. Step up e

DC12

6/28/22 12:37pm

Step up exercise, particularly swimming

DC12

6/28/22 12:38pm

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JimmyZ

6/28/22 12:39pm

Nice one...

U.E. McGill

6/28/22 12:53pm

Lock yourself in a room with streaming service and WiFi. Hook up a tube that

DJROSS

6/28/22 12:41pm

Atkins. It will suck for a month but you will lose a bunch of weight

6/28/22 12:44pm

Rancid mayonnaise diet. Or go on Survivor

slappy

6/28/22 12:46pm

Alone would work too

6/28/22 12:54pm

Check yourself into a Japanese hospital with Ulcerated Colitis

BlueRhino

6/28/22 12:49pm

tapeworm diet

homegrown

6/28/22 12:52pm

Calories in vs. calories out.

6/28/22 1:06pm

I lost 10% of my body weight in a week with norovirus. *consult your doctor

panacablue

6/28/22 1:09pm

RE: I lost 10% of my body weight in a week with norovirus. *consult your doctor

downtownchrisbrown

6/28/22 4:24pm

RE: You have one month to lose as much weight as possible. How do you do it?

Stucoug83

6/28/22 1:35pm

Meth. But I'd be totally come off of it after 1 month. Added bonus: arrowheads

jrifkin48

6/28/22 1:57pm

Have oral surgery and go on a liquid/soft food diet for a while.

downtownchrisbrown

6/28/22 4:21pm

Phentermine, with lots of water.

Ssebo

6/29/22 12:03am

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