those less fortunate in our society who are obviously just suffering from societal oppression and systematic injustice of the California democratic system which has been ruled be Democrats for decades. Additionally, his very expensive jewelry doesn't meet our minimum requirements for a felony and petty theft is beneath the notice of our underpaid and understaffed police detectives to even bother investigating. Why? they know the property won't be recovered and any arrests will only be released the next day without punishment since we can't risk hurting anyone's feelings. I mean, the theft wasn't the thief's fault after all.

Enjoy your flight back to Colorado and we look forward to changing your laws there to match ours in the very near future.