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Arthur Kaluma in the portal again. Hope KY goes hard after him, the dude

bigbossbyu

9:33am

we'll see if Kaluma withdraws from the NBA draft, he'd be top 5 in portal if he

cwilke1

9:34am

The premier programs will make him untouchable, probably.

SinkingQuffa

9:35am

Meh

Lifer

9:35am

Posts online (CB or otherwise) about local drivers crack me up. Wherever you are

Great38

9:32am

Will there be any assistant coaching news today?

arizonacougarfan

9:25am

RE: Will there be any assistant coaching news today?

Indy Coug

9:26am

There'd better be or Archaea may punch a kitten.

mulletino

9:28am

RE: Will there be any assistant coaching news today?

King of Y

9:31am

Nope

2FarGone

9:34am

Si dios quiere!

NorCal_Coug

9:35am

Utah name spellings got me today. Subbing in a class with a girl named Nattle on

Hoopster

9:24am

That poor girl will have to deal with that the rest of her life

WJCougar

9:25am

A lady I worked with at my last job was named Jenna, but spelled Gina. She had

paulb

9:29am

I knew a Gina pronounced “Jinna”

El Careeb

9:31am

I swear, remembering these kids' names is a lot like herding nattle 🐄

Cougs4Lfe

9:30am

POLL: If you had a choice would you rather retain Robinson 1 more year or steal Chandler back if you knew he’d play 2 years at BYU?

bigbossbyu

9:24am

Isn't it great that powerhouse Kentucky....

WJCougar

9:26am

Robinson and it’s not a difficult decision for me. Robinson is proven.

kC Cougar

9:27am

Where's this $1M Kentucky NIL for Jax coming from?

Forzaitalia

9:17am

NIL donors

CougarHut

9:20am

RE: Where's this $1M Kentucky NIL for Jax coming from?

osbooks

9:21am

Jake Hatch reported in podcast…. Was actually Kansas according to his report

NorCal_Coug

9:22am

Self is a 🐀

gmoney7

9:23am

I'd rather he go to Kentucky.

Madam Pattirini

9:30am

Question for electrical wiring / construction dudes

cougarmeister

9:17am

Correct answer first:

Corn Pop

9:25am

MJ might have the weakest mustache of all time and therefore can't be GOAT

machete

9:05am

But nobody does bald better, so GOAT once again

thewaterboy

9:07am

It’s actually pretty good and sleek. Compare it to the cat face mustache guy in the MOTAB.

ToasterChive

9:07am

You and I have two different ideas of what sleek means

machete

9:10am

Looks like he just ate some chocolate cake.

BlooCoug

9:10am

I never liked it. I can't put my finger on it, but I think I'd seen it before.

vagabonder

9:20am

goat in bball but his fashion were bad. stash, hoop hearings, weird jeans, etc

BYJung

9:25am

Blog: BYU Football’s 100 Greatest Players Of All-Time: Nos. 76-100 View

[KSL Sports] Mitch Harper

9:05am

Seems like working for BYU would be a dream. Except for the low pay

TNT

9:01am

But work wise sounds like it would be pretty cush

TNT

9:02am

Is this about Mark Pope?

thewaterboy

9:02am

No sir

TNT

9:03am

It must be about Tuiaki.

No touching

9:05am

That guy should be pumping TNT's gas

TNT

9:11am

I know a guy who just got a job at BYU making a lot of money

Cougrrrs Roll

9:03am

Professor?

TNT

9:03am

'student'- athlete.

BYUtka

9:05am

Coach

FromCAtoUT

9:05am

Women's volleyball? TNT tried to get that position without any experience

TNT

9:06am

Basketball coach?

thewaterboy

9:05am

BYU should hire you in the admissions office. Then you can take joy in rejecting a 4.0, 36 ACT kid.

TwinsRight

9:05am

Oh man. The dopamines from rejecting those guys. Much much pleasure

TNT

9:06am

I'd take great pleasure in rejecting a 4.0, 36 ACT kid.

BIG XII Coug

9:20am

My dad spent most of his working career at BYU, and he loved it.

BlueFever

9:06am

But it was pretty laid back right?

TNT

9:07am

For the most part.

BlueFever

9:33am

It was just like that for me. Retired now, but going to work

rockhound

9:12am

Plus at BYU they want you to get married really bad if you are single right?

TNT

9:13am

Yup. For my job, I had to be married. I think even

rockhound

9:17am

So almost like an arranged marriage by the university. She has to be cute though

TNT

9:21am

Dorm parents? What job requires marriage.

OmahaOmaha

9:27am

Which on of ya'll got the rights to Swig in San Antonio?

rad dawg

8:57am

I'm not very confident that Texans will embrace a new fad that could make them fat.

Ragnar Danneskjold

8:59am

RE: I'm not very confident that Texans will embrace a new fad that could make

rad dawg

9:01am

RE: I'm not very confident that Texans will embrace a new fad that could make

Four-toed Creed

9:03am

FiiZ only lasted about a year here so, good luck.

Tare

9:08am

Wow did it really? Was close to opening one of those up in Florida. Maybe good

Chefcurry

9:29am

RE: Wow did it really? Was close to opening one of those up in Florida. Maybe

Tare

9:36am

Those big ol’ women in San Antonio with their churros are gonna love it

Mike Honcho

9:10am

RE: Those big ol’ women in San Antonio with their churros are gonna love

Bluedarts

9:28am

my son is already a regular at Sodamigo- a native TX version of Swig- in North 281 area of SA

byujag

9:20am

Sodamigo will eat Swig alive

TomballCougar

9:24am

I have seen market reports that the soda and cookie shops are on the downturn now.

2FarGone

9:35am

Ozempic strikes again!

vagabonder

9:36am

Mother has left over one full sheet of drywall in St. George

AF_Puma

8:50am

Beats me. I've been trying to unload a free ice scraper for a year. No takers.

gangbusters

8:51am

Facebook Marketplace

Plato

8:51am

Facebook Marketplace

ColtsCoug

8:51am

Tell father.

mulletino

8:51am

Don't have any successful conduit to spirit world.

AF_Puma

8:55am

Cut it up and throw it away.

cheezedawg

8:52am

Facebook St George Utah Online Yard Sale

kccougar

8:52am

Just get out your razor knife, score it, break it up, and trash it.

PhilPete

8:57am

I’ve given them away for free on Facebook marketplace

cougarblue

9:04am

Craigslist?

Mike Bolton

9:22am

Mother? Is this the set of Psycho?

DKN

9:26am

score it with a knife and bust it into eight pieces

kapcreations

9:28am

Windows burning lawn? For the last few years, I've had a dry patch on the lawn.

cvd6262

8:49am

burn the house down and start over... or just move.

leanmeanCoug

8:50am

RE: burn the house down and start over... or just move.

cvd6262

8:51am

That's definitely not going to help the dry patch recover.

durandal

8:55am

Test your theory by putting something to shade the area.

PJMort

8:53am

Add time/frequency of sprinkler zone.

maYbe

8:58am

according to my quick research

cosmojk

9:10am

Yeah, I'll give that a try.

cvd6262

9:16am

Can I pet that dog?

touchdownbyu All-American

8:46am

That accent!!

gangbusters

8:48am

still one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time

crimedog

8:50am

When we went to Bear World up by Rexburg, I wanted to hug the bears.

2FarGone

8:54am

Bear World?

TNT

8:57am

You see tons of big fat bears and feed them bagels as you drive or ride through the park

2FarGone

8:59am

What the fudge?

TNT

9:00am

no, you can't feed them fudge

byujag

9:25am

Today is probably not a good day for you to take a urinalysis.

TunaOne

9:08am

"No he's sleeping" ???

durandal

8:52am

He must be sleep walking then

TNT

9:02am

The audio doesn’t belong to that video

Viva Campeche

9:17am

I think this is the original

MarylandFan

9:25am

Just looked it up too. Dang. Oh well. Still funny.

touchdownbyu

9:26am

This one is better anyway. One of my favs

Lifer

9:31am

BINGO!

Ned Schneebly

8:43am

So he tips at the drive-thru window?

HRCougar

8:44am

Are we going to post this every day?

jacobugath

9:01am

I’ve got it on my reminders for tomorrow

cougaman

9:32am

Waiter: "Why are you standing sir?" Me: "So I don't have to tip."

BYUtka

9:03am

Daily funny

crimedog Hater of Bernard

8:41am

West Concourse

Abe Froman

8:40am

Wow, I didn’t know they could put our opinions in a container like that.

PJMort

8:47am

I know the joke is about potential buyers disappearing, but some sellers are weird....

Penske Material All-American

8:37am

My wife listed a play set in our backyard on FB marketplace yesterday. It’s free but they have to come take it apart and

cheezedawg

8:41am

Maybe just lots of trolls, like CB....

Penske Material

8:43am

I'm not sure if I understand. Is it available or not?

LeonMarek

8:45am

wait... so when will she remove the post? when somebody says they'll pick it up? or after they pick it up?

TheLost

8:52am

The message "I'll be there tomorrow if it's still available" Is fine. Just

Plato

8:55am

How will you know its available? she said she won't respond if you ask.

TheLost

8:58am

I think you misunderstand. I'd guess she will respond to someone

Plato

8:59am

I think you don't understand how often people say they will remove things when the item sales.. but never do.

TheLost

9:02am

Nah. If you were saying I'd like to buy and schedule a time, then you can say

Plato

9:11am

Proof you have no idea how Facebook marketplace works...

TheLost

9:16am

I modify the message for better communication and to get faster and

Plato

9:18am

The problem with that stupid button, is there are too many FB users who click

bluesloth

9:20am

If you don't want to deal with the typical facebook buyer... don't sell on facebook.

TheLost

9:24am

How does a 6’7” player with a 7’1” wing span and decent hops finish dead last

Indy Coug

8:36am

Effort.

BostonCougar

8:36am

Sometimes he would just get lost on defense

TNT

8:40am

Yep, really the biggest knock on him as an NBA prospect.

Duke Silver

9:08am

Ooh, ooh, 🙋‍♂️… ummm, he rebounds less than everyone else on the team.?.?.

PJMort

8:39am

I dont think their scheme led him to be the first touch on the ball off a miss

LeonMarek

8:40am

Look at what you did, Quffa. Mr. Indy Coug is angry, and he's bringing the stats

gangbusters

8:40am

Emperor Palpatine: Anger is good

TNT

8:42am

Unfortunately the stats don't begin to explain Jax's role-value in the post he's referencing.

SinkingQuffa

8:52am

RE: How does a 6’7” player with a 7’1” wing span and decent hops finish dead

Mostlyaccurate

8:46am

Effort and he's too skinny

Rhubarb

8:47am

Where he played in the scheme

kC Cougar

8:58am

Rebounding is all about effort and Jax is low effort guy. Good shooter at times

jpal1397

8:50am

Ask Dennis Rodman the same question. The answer is Ganas.

ToasterChive

8:59am

Probably positioning in the offense.

rockhound

9:20am

Blog: BYU Football 2024 Transfer Portal Tracker View

[Cougs Daily] Casey Lundquist

8:35am

Another positive trend is that the Snake River basin is doing super well

letthewookieewin Walking Carpet

8:34am

New candidate for Church's "I am a Latter-day Saint" spots. Arizona's hero!

Zooropa

8:34am

Lake Powell expected to rise 30 feet this season

RSL 401 Authentication Required

8:27am

what percent full does it put it at?

TN_Coug

8:28am

It would still be over 100' below full pool

crimedog

8:29am

That's a solid upward trend over the last 5 years

mobicurious

8:28am

I remember fondly the “full pool - 3700 ft” days of late 90s and early 2000s

Hoopster

8:30am

Do they want that?

Madam Pattirini

8:31am

And it's 35' higher than his day last year.

Madam Pattirini

8:31am

But last year it rose 65' instead of 30' so doesn't that put the final elevation

Buffalo

8:33am

Huh?

Madam Pattirini

9:12am

Last year it maxed out at 3584, it's currently at 3559 and expected to rise 30

Buffalo

9:21am

That data makes it clear. The peak levels weren't anwyere in this info.

Madam Pattirini

9:29am

to clarify - this doesn't mean this year's peak will be 30 ft above last year's peak? Right?

HarlemCoug

8:33am

No. Rise 30' from current level

RSL

8:36am

That should still put peak level above 2023's high water mark

mobicurious

8:45am

Great job Utahans praying for all that moisture.

Coug

8:35am

This is actually less than average. Not a great year for Powell.

the rural juror

8:37am

I haven't been out on Lake Powell since the 80's. We have a houseboat trip

Submariner

8:40am

And the bros shall rejoice

Ham

8:43am

30 feet would put it just above the Antelope Point public launch which hasn't been open for several years.

Pete

8:46am

Weather highs across the country today on first day of May.

Chefcurry

8:20am

SLC is perfect.

crimedog

8:23am

Except for the 50 mph winds happening

Chefcurry

8:25am

Nope. Too cold for softball at 9 PM

RealSimsShadY

8:26am

It's dark at 9pm

TNT

8:29am

Mother Nature can't wait to wipe out those cities #NeverForget

TNT

8:24am

Idaho Falls 43 degrees

WhirleyPop

8:24am

And I'm in the airport headed from Salt Lake to Orlando. That's messed up

Belboz

8:27am

Vegas: 85

spugeddy24

8:37am

Saw St. George also 83. Crazy how close we are to those places yet we are 30

Chefcurry

8:38am

The 30 minute drive from Cedar city to St. George is a 15° change on most days

FromCAtoUT

8:59am

Should hit 54 in South Jordan.

Benfica1

8:51am

10 day forecast for Utah Valley has temperatures highs varying from 53 to 75 degrees and its all over the place

BYU Grounds

9:23am

Looks like my daughter will be going to Hilo for college.

mtcougar

8:11am

I just saw an ad on CB home page for UofU with pano pic taken from the Y (mtn)

BackPacker

8:03am

Jaxson Robinson is the 86th highest rated portal player, per evanmiya.com

Indy Coug

8:02am

Didn't you know? A guard with a 7 foot wingspan is worth 7 figures

nova_coug_fan

8:05am

And how many of the 85 above him are prime scorers? And how many of those would even consider BYU?

SinkingQuffa

8:06am

You haven't made an argument for paying him. If you have that much

Plato

8:09am

EXACTLY

Indy Coug

8:09am

You could make the same argument for our HC, couldn't you?

SinkingQuffa

8:15am

No. You can't take his salary and pay it to 2 better coaches.

Plato

8:29am

Don't we all hope, anyway?

SinkingQuffa

8:35am

sure we could. it would be unorthodox, but BYU is absolutely free to set up

cwilke1

8:43am

He shot 30% from three in big12 play. Great ncaa tourney game helps us forget

BYU '80

8:40am

BYU has 17,000 seats to sell every night. More than ten thousand seats went unsold last year. Total revenue from ticket

HarlemCoug

8:09am

He's not worth more than other players already on BYU's roster. That's reason

Indy Coug

8:11am

There are zero players on our roster worth more financially than Jax would be.

HarlemCoug

8:15am

Fair points but what would that do to the culture of the TEAM?

BackPacker

8:20am

Going forward, all teams will have this issue (just like they do in pro sports).

HarlemCoug

8:25am

Pro teams DO have locker room issues over this all the time.

runnincoug

8:29am

College sports don't have a salary cap.

HarlemCoug

8:31am

Sure they do... there's a limit to the funds in the collective...

runnincoug

8:46am

Fans just need to donate more to the collective 🙂

BYU Fan

8:54am

On the Y's Guys podcast, Trevin talked about messing with the players on another team about that

El Jefe

8:25am

Except BYU can't pay him so his increase in ticket sales for BYU doesn't matter

BYU Fan

8:30am

I don’t think they’re better than him. He’s the guy with an NBA ceiling. That

CougFan4EverEver

8:10am

I'd refer you to this post.

wjman11

8:15am

Where's the report of the $1m number coming from?

inertiaman

8:10am

We are probably arguing about a number that isn't realistic. Then again, didn't

Plato

8:34am

Jax is replaceable. But it all depends on who they’re replacing him with

whoneedscorners?

8:25am

Replaceable on paper yes. But the continuity of bringing back a player like that

bigbossbyu

9:15am

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