If it is fake, the guy is funny. If it is real the guy is distracted by cleavage (what guy isn't? and if you can show me a guy who isn't distracted by cleavage, I'll show you a gay guy) and is weird and feels like he needs to butt into other people's business (he'd fit right in here on cougarboard). His telling girls to cover up their cleavage isn't any different than Peta telling people not to wear fur, planned parenthood telling everyone to use a condom, and yewts telling everyone they won the national championship last year.