What a "great" and "amazing opportunity!" Here's a BM resume...

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Jun 26, 2015
5:23:55am

Non-donor troll

Can you give more specifics on benefits? Those might be a deal breaker.

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Great Job Opportunity at Fast-Growing Southern Nevada Law Firm

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 10:01pm

I assume this person will work about an hour or 2 per week?

BlueFrog

6/25/15 10:20pm

i am an SVP of Marketing. Why would you consider a summer of selling as

dawgbite

6/25/15 10:29pm

This has divorce law door-to-door canvasing written all over it.

ClackamasCoug

6/25/15 10:39pm

hahaha, no face-to-face solicitation for law

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 10:52pm

The first law of marketing is - forget the rules - until you get warned.

ClackamasCoug

6/25/15 11:03pm

great questions

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 10:52pm

oh, and

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 10:55pm

What is your law firm?

MormonDevil

6/25/15 11:26pm

Nevermind. Found it ...

MormonDevil

6/25/15 11:28pm

I should've listened to my mom and went to law school. $25k for entry level?!

Thunder Buddy

6/25/15 10:43pm

No, he said around 25k. So there's a chance you'd be making less.

Conan O'Fresno

6/25/15 11:25pm

Dare I ask what kind of firm it is?

AFCougK9

6/25/15 10:59pm

yeah

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 11:15pm

How many attorneys?

MormonDevil

6/25/15 11:27pm

It's a marketing firm that happens to practice law on the side. And they pay

giftedfish

6/26/15 12:09am

yeah, the first year or less is like an interneship

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 6:31am

Let me guess, Chapter 40?

Shimmy

6/25/15 11:06pm

sorry, missing that reference (?)

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 11:15pm

Construction defect stuff that just got overhauled.

Shimmy

6/25/15 11:30pm

40, 41 whatever it takes.

ClackamasCoug

6/25/15 11:42pm

Got to be plaintiff work...

vegasnative

6/25/15 11:15pm

1/3 our practice, maybe

COUGALICIOUS

6/25/15 11:16pm

Would you take someone whose last name is Flake?

Veracruz

6/26/15 12:01am

hahahaha, another one!? heck no

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 12:07am

RE: Great Job Opportunity at Fast-Growing Southern Nevada Law Firm

My Soapbox

6/26/15 12:16am

$25k is a great job opportunity? Really? Do you honestly expect to get someone..

BengalCougar

6/26/15 1:43am

if someone really wants a foot in the door, maybe that's the cost he/she pays.

Belboz

6/26/15 11:19am

It sounds like they're looking for someone with a lot more experience than

Non-donor troll

6/26/15 12:00pm

yes, maybe 22 year old mormon (or any faith) guy (or girl)

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 6:13pm

You are generous for not asking US to pay $25k to learn from someone as great as

Defenestrator

6/26/15 7:12pm

The timing just happened to be right

Belboz

6/27/15 3:55pm

You are setting your sights too high.

RalphWiggam

6/26/15 2:33am

My first job out of high school paid $27,000 a year plus benefits.

SuperTank

6/26/15 5:03am

You have no idea what you're talking about

giftedfish

6/26/15 6:13am

not hiring a lawyer

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 6:32am

Still an extremely cheap salary, I think you are lucky if you get anyone...

BengalCougar

6/26/15 10:20am

What a "great" and "amazing opportunity!" Here's a BM resume...

Non-donor troll

6/26/15 5:23am

so, you just graduated from college and you can't find a job . . .

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 6:38am

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Rogue Gunner

6/26/15 10:03am

How much of "marketing" involves "chasing ambulances"?

AggieWeekendCougar

6/26/15 6:42am

I'll provide you with some free marketing advice:

Rogue Gunner

6/26/15 10:05am

This sounds more like a sales, not marketing, opportunity.

Finngirl

6/26/15 10:06am

nooe

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 11:24am

Great. I'll take 8 of these jobs, please.

cheezedawg

6/26/15 12:01pm

As a marketing professional I appreciate you posting this.

Sirrinem

6/26/15 2:05pm

meant to be assistant and a no-experience position

COUGALICIOUS

6/26/15 6:12pm

So they went from decent to not that great? Which one is it?

Defenestrator

6/26/15 7:15pm

Sorry, my friend. We're a ways off I will be in LV this weekend though.

Sirrinem

6/26/15 10:31pm

Credit repair & pre-paid legal. Looking for a "D2D type sales person" likely

NotOfYourFaithBYUFAN

6/20/17 12:00pm

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