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Sep 15, 2015
3:10:42pm

BYU-Ite

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BYU-Ite

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It was a thigh punch. Thigh. Punch. As in "on a thigh." As in "not in the junk."

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:02am

RE: It was a thigh punch. Thigh. Punch. As in "on a thigh." As in "not in the

Elvis

9/15/15 6:34am

I have edited my post per your request. Now they're all three ironclad.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 3:38pm

RE: It was a thigh punch. Thigh. Punch. As in "on a thigh." As in "not in the

Opietheman

9/15/15 6:54am

Dude. Not even close. Go rewatch it. I've watched it at least ten times and it

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 7:27am

RE: Dude. Not even close. Go rewatch it. I've watched it at least ten times and

Couginitgood

9/15/15 7:36am

100%. Do you even own a TV?

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 7:42am

RE: 100%. Do you even own a TV?

Couginitgood

9/15/15 7:43am

i don't need to watch the you tube video I have it on high def on my dvr.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 7:50am

RE: i don't need to watch the you tube video I have it on high def on my dvr.

Couginitgood

9/15/15 7:51am

ha. I'd be careful what you guarantee.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 7:58am

RE: ha. I'd be careful what you guarantee.

Couginitgood

9/15/15 8:00am

Send me your you tube link then and let's see it

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 8:27am

What I really want to know is who has the better TV and HD. The question was

Steelhammer

9/15/15 3:53pm

RE: Dude. Not even close. Go rewatch it. I've watched it at least ten times and

Opietheman

9/15/15 8:53am

Riiiigght says the guy reaponding to all of these posts.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 8:58am

LOL - That is about as square a nut shot as I have ever seen.

9/15/15 2:09pm

You carry your's down by your knee -- what a man!

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 2:36pm

Does this mean that it's not growing out of his thigh? Did Opietheman lie to me?

Steelhammer

9/15/15 3:44pm

RE: Does this mean that it's not growing out of his thigh? Did Opietheman lie to

Opietheman

9/15/15 5:12pm

I used to have complete trust in you. Now I feel like I don't even know you.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:22pm

Granted there are many things that are outside my sphere of experience, but I

Steelhammer

9/15/15 3:42pm

Even if he made contact with the thigh, he was trying to hit his junk.

ballen

9/15/15 7:21am

How do you know?

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 7:30am

RE: How do you know?

Opietheman

9/15/15 8:54am

You do look stupid, but I'm no yewt. Been a member since before

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 9:00am

RE: You do look stupid, but I'm no yewt. Been a member since before

Opietheman

9/15/15 5:15pm

Woohoo!! Yeah! Ha! Eat it! Winner winner chicken dinner!!

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 6:38pm

To be fair, I've been a BYU fan my whole life, and every morning when I look in

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:21pm

Its a interesting theory. If you remove the I his name becomes BY UTE

Cougz19

9/15/15 9:04am

Or if you take away the B, Y, I, T, and E, all that is left is the "U" hmmm

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 9:21am

Oh no! If you take the S, T, H, A, M, another M, E, and R from mine, I'm an eel!

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:28pm

I disagree on this point.

FatherOFive

9/15/15 8:30am

Not sure how you can say that.

9/15/15 2:12pm

Ului was just "diving for the loose ball." Seriously though, it was a cheap shot

jwalk

9/15/15 10:53am

Oh, I'm not talking about whether he did right or wrong. I just value accuracy.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:34pm

Ok. I guess my point is its semantics. Junk, thigh, either way it was cheap

jwalk

9/16/15 11:25am

I don't know. I wonder sometimes if BYU needs to fight back a bit more. Set some

Steelhammer

9/16/15 11:40am

I agree. The attitude "they're Mormon so they shouldn't fight back" is annoying

jwalk

9/16/15 12:29pm

I think I would have to save my decision until there was a specific situation.

Steelhammer

9/16/15 3:54pm

I'm assuming these guys all wear cups

Twin Roots

9/15/15 7:29am

This is exactly what I've been saying.

cougfrvr

9/15/15 7:49am

they don't.

smokymountainrain

9/15/15 8:08am

Heavens no!

FatherOFive

9/15/15 8:32am

College football players don't wear cups.

Josef K

9/15/15 8:32am

I can't find it quickly, but there was a thread with links. No cups.

CosmoK

9/15/15 9:04am

We were supposed to wear them (football and baseball), but as you mentioned,

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:44pm

Cups? no, to much chaffing while running.

TheWookie

9/15/15 10:45am

I see your point...But I've been hit there while wearing a cup, and it...hurt.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:39pm

It's definitely below the belt. Looks very close to a nut punch to me.

Josef K

9/15/15 7:36am

Yeah after looking at that it really does look mid thigh to me and I have never

Cougz19

9/15/15 8:48am

That's true. Probably shouldn't do it. Or at least make sure that it's worth it.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:48pm

I think we need a USU or Yewt fan expert to rule on nut punch

DazeofBlue

9/15/15 7:47am

Then Ului needs to improve his aim.

SoCalCoug

9/15/15 7:59am

Have you ever considered running for political office? You have what it takes!

Cthack1

9/15/15 8:29am

The problem is that there was solid evidence to refute those assertions. In this

Steelhammer

9/15/15 5:52pm

He punched him...in between the leg region...on national TV

Cthack1

9/15/15 8:00pm

The denial is pathetic

CoopDizz

9/15/15 8:35am

Ever been punched in the inner thigh? It's 100% worthy of a full-body shudder.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:42pm

makes sense....why would he punch in the nads knowing there is protection there?

digitalayon

9/15/15 9:16am

Dude? Where do you keep your junk? What do you think he connected with?

5150

9/15/15 9:52am

I certainly don't keep it a bit down my thigh. But then, I"m old-fashioned.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:44pm

Does it really matter? It was the intent that is the malicious thing.

cougarnerd

9/15/15 10:12am

Maybe his intent was to give the guy shiatsu. That's not malicious. That's kind.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:46pm

Just accept that it was a hit to the balls and that's what was deserved.

BYUflynn

9/15/15 10:52am

Deserved?! is THAT how you want to play the game?

Finngirl

9/15/15 11:19am

RE: Just accept that it was a hit to the balls and that's what was deserved.

Opietheman

9/15/15 5:19pm

Exactly. I personally have accepted it for what it is, a punch to the thigh.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:51pm

His testicles are on his thigh?! Interesting. Also, saying he deserved to get

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:49pm

This thread has caused me to scrutinize the punch on various sites via various

PGVikingDad

9/15/15 11:35am

Incorrect when I get hit in the thigh close to my junk I react like i am getting

Cougz19

9/15/15 11:53am

Exactly.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:56pm

PGVikingDad -- I cordially invite you over to my home

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 11:56am

Wait. Have we established that you have the best TV/HD? We need to do this right

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:59pm

So despite the video showing that his fist made contact with the thigh, it

Steelhammer

9/15/15 9:55pm

yep totally agree

smartup

9/15/15 11:35am

It's a moot point. He was close enough to cause the protective reflex.

maizecoug

9/15/15 11:40am

I'm not denying that. It was not, however, a crotch shot. It was a thigh shot.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:01pm

After seeing this post, I went to the video

Medute

9/15/15 12:07pm

Yeah, I don't get it. Maybe the punch glances the thigh, but it definitely lands

Josef K

9/15/15 12:18pm

Ah. That must be the part that isn't actually on any video anywhere...

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:12pm

Please post a screenshot of your phantom thigh blow.

Josef K

9/16/15 11:57am

That's not the worst angle, but it's a bad angle. It's still pretty clear

Steelhammer

9/16/15 3:42pm

He lost his cool...but at least he can still aim.

Cthack1

9/15/15 12:26pm

Losing his cool or being able to aim? I personally think that being able to aim

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:28pm

On behalf of me and all my BYU fan friends

buckowens

9/15/15 1:29pm

Why are you apologizing to him? He doesn't deserve one because he wasn't harmed.

BYUflynn

9/15/15 2:26pm

Actually, people acting cool like this absolutely changes my perception

Medute

9/15/15 2:36pm

Glad you feel validated by a meaningless apologies. I suppose the word 'cool' to

BYUflynn

9/15/15 3:04pm

I might call it classy, but I'm a Ute fan, so I have no idea what that means

Medute

9/15/15 3:07pm

'classy' is a very subjective word, and could probably be the root cause of this

BYUflynn

9/15/15 3:32pm

Okay, timeout, timeout. Medute, BYUflynn, and bluedarts. There's some ambiguity

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:37pm

Direct your wit at the Boise players junk, of course!

Bluedarts

9/15/15 11:52pm

Not your fist though- there you risk a slurry of pseudo righteous indignation

BYUflynn

9/16/15 12:14am

Good point. Although, to be honest, you do get used to it after a while...

Steelhammer

9/16/15 12:31am

Oh, come on! I've invented like 30 different witty euphemisms for it already.

Steelhammer

9/16/15 12:28am

You have done well, my friend. Only 11 Steps left.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:01pm

I think it's better when people own up to it

Medute

9/15/15 2:34pm

Right, definitely no justifying it, but I also understand why he did it and

Bluedarts

9/15/15 2:42pm

A honorable expectation for any fanbase...but not very common. <shrug />

Cthack1

9/15/15 2:44pm

Sorry. I'm suffer from what in some cultures is referred to as "integrity." It

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:46pm

I'm embarrassed by the BYU fans who persist in claiming that it wasn't his thigh

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:32pm

Back to anatomy class

smartup

9/15/15 8:41pm

From the angle closest to perpendicular to the thigh in question, the distance

Steelhammer

9/15/15 10:10pm

Not that I thought you had any credibility anyway...

9/15/15 2:05pm

I have zero embarrassment for it. But it is incorrect to say that it was a "nut

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 2:45pm

So it wasn't a nut punch? I honestly don't understand the denial

Medute

9/15/15 2:50pm

come on...he inspected it VERY CLOSELY.

Finngirl

9/15/15 2:58pm

That was funny -- no really, it was.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:10pm

Honestly -- everyone says "watch the video."

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:09pm

I haven't seen the second angle you are talking about

Medute

9/15/15 3:13pm

Since it's somewhat rare, I am making a point of the fact I agree with PP

Medute

9/15/15 2:47pm

Please dont

9/16/15 10:17am

Regardless of where the punch may have ended up, any time you go for another man

Bluedarts

9/15/15 2:15pm

Agreed. But why is nobody going after the late hit on the ground?

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 2:47pm

It was a loose ball before the BYU player secured it

Medute

9/15/15 2:52pm

Totally hilarious and inappropriate -- I agree.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 2:56pm

Yeah, I would have been pissed too, but you can't nut shot the guy

Medute

9/15/15 2:58pm

Right. Agreed. The only disagreement is that it wasn't a nut shot, but a thigh

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:12pm

I can't imagine that his intent was the thigh

Medute

9/15/15 3:15pm

I agree with that, but that isn't where or what he made contact with.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:22pm

Do you have a link to the second angle because that first angle is pretty clear

Medute

9/15/15 3:26pm

I honestly don't. It is on my DVR though. If you recorded the game, watch the

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:45pm

Unless you live in DC, that won't work

Medute

9/15/15 3:52pm

No DC. I live in Utah County.

BYU-Ite

9/15/15 3:58pm

Hey, Duchesne County isn't that far from Utah County. I don't see a problem.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:45pm

By the "first angle" do you mean the one from the side opposite the BYU player?

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:41pm

Why is it so hard for people to get that? I'm assuming that it's the emotion of

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:33pm

Hey, don't knock giving someone a deadarm in a fight. It works and it's funny.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:26pm

Fortunately, he didn't. Instead, he hit him in the thigh. It was an act of mercy

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:23pm

As well as his good fortune in not getting what he deserved from the BYU player.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:22pm

Correct. Then a little while after the BYU player had secured it, the young

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:16pm

Excellent point. People have conveniently forgotten the initial assailant who

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:09pm

That is most likely correct in most cases. However, I am only addressing the

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:04pm

You get a laugh for the trifecta of stupid statement

Harrison0Yfan

9/15/15 2:16pm

Then my work is done, friend. My work is done.

Steelhammer

9/15/15 11:46pm

RE: It was a thigh punch. Thigh. Punch. As in "on a thigh." As in "not in the

Opietheman

9/15/15 11:53pm

Oh, man. I might try posting tomorrow, but just quickly perusing the comments

Steelhammer

9/16/15 12:18am

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