our seats 15 minutes or so prior to the game starting (we were greeting ECU visitors around the stadium) and when we got to our seats we found that there wasn't even the 2 full spots left at the end of the bench. The next 10 people or so on our bench had all gotten the BYU stadium seats, and by the time they had mounted them side by side on the bench our last two seats became about 1.5 seats. I asked them to please scoot down or move them closer together, and they all just looked at me as if I'd asked them to amputate their pinkies.

If the first guy doesn't put his on his seat properly, the whole row is goofed up. I spent the better part of the game one-cheekin' it off the end of the row.