How can we get pregnant so it guarantees a wedding?

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Jul 29, 2016
8:30:22pm

Ron Mexico All-American

Wait, Houston already did that with their politicing?

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Ron Mexico

Previous username: Sonics
Bio page: Ron Mexico
Joined: Oct 16, 2004
Last login: May 19, 2024
Total posts: 14,957 (2,954 FO)

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We're ENGAGED! (But try to keep it quiet please ...)

BamaCoug

7/29/16 8:04pm

I hear ya, but no ringy, no dingy.

Triznaynay

7/29/16 8:05pm

No dingy??? What???

kansascougar

7/29/16 8:57pm

It's a boat

Bravescoug

7/29/16 9:17pm

"Quit playing with your dingy"

jaredm

7/29/16 9:46pm

hahaha Tommy Boy!!!!

ColonelMustard7

7/29/16 10:15pm

I thought the dingy ate your baby

IceBlueCoug

7/29/16 11:38pm

It ain't a lock, till there's a rock

Dissenter

7/29/16 11:53pm

Wow, I didn't think putting your hand on the small of her back worked.

Malathion

7/29/16 8:05pm

2 out of 3 times, just like the Naked Man.

DrKennethNoisewater

7/29/16 8:11pm

Hahahahahaha ... Such a classic episode!!!

46in96

7/29/16 10:58pm

oh man, I thought you were going to share some more juicy detauls from

Y05

7/29/16 8:07pm

RE: We're ENGAGED! (But try to keep it quiet please ...)

qwerew

7/29/16 8:07pm

Awesome to hear. Great analogy!

TFL

7/29/16 8:07pm

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Buffalo

7/29/16 8:10pm

Maybe we should have the priest from Princess Bride marry us.

TheWanderer

7/29/16 8:11pm

be gentle.

boogers

7/29/16 8:12pm

So what you are saying is the Big 12 & BYU have had a DTR and are moving ahead

Real G Man

7/29/16 8:15pm

I'm officially buying in, congrats

DOGDOR

7/29/16 8:23pm

Honestly, I think we're the hunk and the conference is the crazy hot chick.

P-townCoug

7/29/16 8:25pm

Is BYU putting their hand in the small of the B12's back or vice versa?

unctoothman

7/29/16 8:27pm

How can we get pregnant so it guarantees a wedding?

Ron Mexico

7/29/16 8:30pm

Reschedule ECU. Hurry!

MaxxPower

7/29/16 9:08pm

Now let's hope we don't get used and abused during the honeymoon.

Katewot

7/29/16 8:33pm

So we are marrying for the money or as equals?

scott715

7/29/16 8:41pm

Nothing to see here. If BYU were engaged, Holmoe wouldn't sound so uncertain.

WDaddy

7/29/16 8:45pm

Does he?

P-townCoug

7/29/16 8:49pm

"Open to discussing a football-only option" that doesn't sound so certain to me.

WDaddy

7/29/16 8:53pm

lol. He's actively working to debunk the "hard to deal with" rap on BYU w/ that

BamaCoug

7/29/16 8:59pm

Is he? Is that what he told you?

WDaddy

7/29/16 9:00pm

What should he have said? "That's NOT an option ... ALL sports, or NOTHING!"

BamaCoug

7/29/16 9:06pm

Your interpretation of that quote isn't anymore correct than mine. You think he

WDaddy

7/29/16 9:12pm

Trotter reported that after an interview with Holmoe ...

BamaCoug

7/29/16 9:35pm

You finally got me to be giddy too. I actually believe that it is happening now.

BYU I Bleed Blue

7/29/16 9:03pm

It may happen and we may be in but don't act like you know what Holmoe is trying

The Dude Abides

7/29/16 9:09pm

Ummm...BYU is in. Just sayin

Heinz57

7/29/16 9:53pm

Didn't say we aren't.

The Dude Abides

7/29/16 10:03pm

So you're saying BYU is in

Heinz57

7/30/16 3:19pm

OK. Thanks for the advice.

BamaCoug

7/29/16 9:59pm

I apologize for the condescension in the last line of my post. I'm trying to do

The Dude Abides

7/29/16 10:45pm

We're cool. No worries. Tensions are high for all of us.

BamaCoug

7/29/16 11:11pm

I thought your post was cool, encouraging, funny and...

46in96

7/29/16 11:22pm

I hear he went to Jared

whiteninja

7/29/16 8:48pm

Obviously, he doesn't know we have a friend in the diamond business.

whiteninja

7/29/16 9:03pm

So does BYU get to bring all their kids into the marriage? Or just the spouse?

truecoug1

7/29/16 8:50pm

Do we have to sign a prenup?

BYULAWGUY

7/29/16 8:52pm

What do you think they're doing now?

BamaCoug

7/29/16 9:03pm

So what do we get if there is a divorce?

BYULAWGUY

7/29/16 9:21pm

2024

TNT

7/29/16 9:27pm

Too bad we will all be living in tent cities before we ever

BYULAWGUY

7/29/16 9:39pm

BYU.... will you accept this rose?

Y not?

7/29/16 8:53pm

Cosmo, I would like permission to marry your daughter.

BYU I Bleed Blue

7/29/16 9:02pm

RE: We're ENGAGED! (But try to keep it quiet please ...)

TheDeek

7/29/16 9:06pm

RE: We're ENGAGED! (But try to keep it quiet please ...)

kbufcoug

7/29/16 9:36pm

I'll be so broken hearted for you when it doesn't happen. Mostly for me, but I'll really feel for you Bama. It hurts

El Cougador

7/29/16 9:16pm

*sniff*

TNT

7/29/16 9:27pm

Keep us separated until the big day, just cautious for our virtue

LasVegasBlue

7/29/16 9:31pm

The question is how many cows are we worth? Please more than football only.

sah22

7/29/16 9:35pm

Congrats, when the big day?

Y4LYFE

7/29/16 9:51pm

Don't tell whom?

BlueFrog

7/29/16 10:02pm

Well then let's set a date already.

flyusaf

7/29/16 10:05pm

It's really just the pre-nup that is holding things up IMO

downtownchrisbrown

7/29/16 10:18pm

SMH

BW84

7/29/16 11:11pm

Best comment section ever! Lol!!!

IronPotato

7/29/16 11:34pm

Best of Luck

TxTechRedRaider

7/29/16 11:44pm

I think this pretty much sums it up.

Tuskaloosa Cougar

7/30/16 12:34am

i feel like greg focker here:

nashty

7/30/16 12:52am

Now the only question will be who is wife #2 (and 3 or 4)?

Ty10s_WinGames

7/30/16 3:02am

Great work, but take it easybro

ZooBlue

7/30/16 7:17am

Does BYU have a ring on its finger?

cougar_chick1

7/30/16 7:50am

You're losing it man... just take a step back for a few days

jomo

7/30/16 7:53am

So you're basically saying exactly what I said in my post. Or did u read it?

BamaCoug

7/30/16 12:02pm

And the ugly, shotgun wedding sister in law is jealous.

Real Men Wear Blue

7/30/16 10:53am

Wedding called off by our fiancés gay cousin...that stinks.

IronPotato

8/9/16 9:07pm

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